SUE AND PHIL TRAVEL DIARY 2009

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Part NUMBER 21 - 23  is OCTOBER -  Florida, Jamaica, Columbia, Panama Canal, Costa Rica, Mexico

(Part NUMBER 10 - 20  is APRIL - JUNE Pacific Islands, Hawaii, Canada, and USA)

(Part 1-9 is JAN -FEB South America )

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October - START OF THIRD TRIP FOR THE YEAR

THE DIARY NOTES

NUMBER 21

Tuesday 13th October 2009 Got away from home at 9AM on schedule via tram number 109 Melbourne from the stop at our front door. Travelling rather light so was easy enough to get off and walk through Southern Cross station to the Skybus terminal. At Melbourne airport just after 10AM, there was big lines for United check in, but that didnt bother us. Our new found status allows us to use the First class/Business/Premier line, and there was only one person being checked and 3 operators.:) In like Flynn. WE will be losing that status in Jan '2010, unless we spend some more money with them, and we wont be doing that! (This trip is a freeby, using FF points).. This status thing was great all the way to Orlando, with Priority Check-in, security lines and boarding.. Also a great

bonus was upgrades to an extra 5 inches of leg room all the way. Routing took us via Sydney, and San Francisco, where storms delayed us for a while. Thought we would be delayed longer, when just like on TV, Sue was pulled from the normal homeland security immigration process in San Francisco. .Computer said..NO!! Her fingerprints were "bad"?? After a 30 minute delay fingerprints were rescanned and it was decided that I was now wearing my 'real' ones so we were able to collect our bags at customs, recheck our luggage for the domestic flight to Orlando and go through domestic flight security check (shoes off etc). All without leaving the same building. The storms had delayed our next flight by an hour anyway, so no pressure to start fighting the officials, (as if we could) Could hear person in next interview area objecting to why they were questioning her for having $15,000 in cash with her. Finally checked into the Holiday Inn Orlando Airport at around 1:15 AM.. (Priceline $38 bid)

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Wednesday 14th October 2009 Didnt sleep much, in fact just lay around most of the night with eyes closed hoping for some sleep. Eventually gave up at 9AM and went across the road to Dennys for a Seniors Breakfast of Sausage and eggs and toast. That hit the spot, and we sat back at hotel until 11am check out time. Had James on the phone in a bit of a panic about measuring up again for a Tux, but we were not driving down to Melbourne (Florida, of course) until we had Janet from NJ on board. Took the hotel shuttle back to the airport and waited for Janets plane to fly in before grabbing our car, and we were away.. Travelled to Melbourne Viera and went straight to the "Mens Warehouse", where we had arranged to meet James, and although we were too late to collect "the real tux" I was measured and fitted up with a mish mash temporary suit so as to be ready for the pre wedding photoshoot scheduled for tomorrow morning. Checked into Holiday Inn Viera here ($38 priceline)

Compulsory shopping at Walmart to get some stuff to have for brekky tomorrow, as well as some special supplies for our ship. Janet, Sue and I went to dinner with Kristin and James at an Italian Restaurant not too far from our hotel. Great place, with great food, like an upmarket La Porchetta with a larger variety of dishes at a very reasonable price. Back "home" to play on internet, & watch TV, and hope to fall asleep whilst doing so.

Gave up trying to sleep at about 8:30AM after another bad night. Had breakfast in room, then another trip to Walmart (less than 1Km) to return something that didnt fit.. Also had to buy a couple of thermal mugs, because we left ours at home, and they are essential for our ship trip. Donned the Tuxedo, and off to the resort club rooms for the pre wedding photoshoot. Kristin still looked more stunning than all the men in monkey suits added together, and took us all out of the limelight.. All done within about 30minutes, so back to shorts again and return the "loan" suit to the dealer. Lo and Behold, returned that, and the "real" one was waiting for collection!! Back to the resort again at 5:30 for wedding rehearsal (wearing jeans) followed by a great dinner at Rick and Katie Ninkos. Rick had been very busy making lasagna amongst all the other delights offered. The girls left the house to go to Chilli's for a girls night and James, his best men (Troy from Melb, and Mike from London)plus another Phil, a rocket scientist, and myself, headed off to Cocoa and a British Pub. I took a ride back home with Rick, (Kristins dad) who came to collect anyone who wanted get home around midnight. The rocket scientist and myself were the only contenders. The others will have to catch a cab for the ~ 30 min freeway ride back.

Today was wedding day, but this all happened from 7PM, so spent the day on a discovery tour with Janet, driving around this area which is known as the "Space Coast". First drove along the A1A which travels the length of the coast. Our small section took in Cocoa Beach, Melbourne beach and areas of unknown names before heading back to the Vierra Holiday Inn to prepare for the wedding.

7 p.m. saw us all tarted up, best dresses and Phil in a tuxedo waiting for the big event. The wedding went off beautifully. a lovely service conducted by the local Mayor, Larry. Kristin attended by best friend Amy and Sierra, the little flower girl aged about 18 months who stole the show. Sierra raced down the aisle as fast as she could, somewhat prompted by her dad who lay on the floor near the altar and waved a toy at her. James attended by his two best mates, Troy from Melbourne, Australia and Mike, another Melbournian who currently lives in England. Their partners, Bec and Lucy and another friend Jackie helped make up the Aussie contingent of the wedding celebrations. Not too many dry eyes when the vows were made. Self written presentations of how they met, and why they love each other, plus a heap of promises to uphold. Very different from any other wedding we have attended. Following dinner, the usual parental speeches Rick and Phil. Troy then gave a lovely speech about James whilst Mike spent most of the night taking a million and one photos which we look forward to seeing. The videographer had a three camera set up, for the evening, so the film is also eagerly anticipated. Service and reception both held at the clubhouse in the community where Katie and Rick Ninko live. A great night with lots of nice food, plenty to drink and much dancing. A seven piece band played great music all night and a pianist filled in between their breaks. Sierra, the flowergirl, outdanced all the adults. We farewelled James and Kristin around 11pm when they were whisked away in a stretch limo to their hotel.

Off to Miami at 8am this morning. Rental car is to be returned to Miami airport (Alamo provide a shuttle to port), but all was made much easier by Janet taking over the car after dropping us at the cruise port on the way past. (She was approved second driver) Checked our luggage kerbside, and immediately got into priority line for Platinum members. Technicalities with registering credit card, and immigration formalities etc taken care of, got our room keys and were in the Windjammer having a late breakfast at midday. (Potato & Leek Soup and a Roast beef) Our room steward Curtis introduced himself as he delivered the last of our luggage, so he is THE man for making sure our room ice supplies are kept up during the afternoons. All our luggage arrived safely, including our "specials". Went of discovery tour of our ship "Serenade of the Seas" before having lifeboat drill and enjoying a couple of MGD's whilst watching our sailaway behind two other large ships that were Caribbean and Bahamas bound. Dinner in main dining room found us with 2 American couples joining us at a table of 6. Nice, interesting dinner companions they turned out to be, so we look forward to the next 14 nights which follow. Table waiter is from Lithuania, and not sure whether he means to be a funny guy, but he really puts a smile on your face. His voice inflections and mannerisms seem crosses between John Cleese, Borat and Dracula. Main show had already started when we left dining room, so had a look for a moment or 2 from the theatre balcony before heading into Casino to lose a 3 dollars between us .. Hit the sack early at around 9.30 to watch a bit of tele, but being dog tired, that was off too shortly after..

WOW !! Didn't know that sleeping could be so refreshing after a lot of sleepless nights. (Alright, thats a lie,,, yes we did know)! Breakfast in dining room at around 9am at a table for 6 with some other

interesting people, started our day, then filled our thermal mugs with coffee and went off to our "office", (the Viking Lounge) for a bit of reading and to weed-out/edit and label all the photos that were taken on our camera yesterday.

Found a new lunch venue on this ship, which is a full service type casual meal area, Seaview Cafe, on the back of the ship. Stuff is cooked to order, and this seems a good way to not get into the buffet line and choices crap, where one eats TOO much. We shared a serve of onion rings, Sue had a hamburger and fries, and I had fish and chips which also came with a small salad.. Just right !! Actually left a fair amount on plates, 'cos we were due for the Cruise Critic groups meeting, so we can put faces to names, and set up the activities that were organised on the forum. A mob of about 70-80 of us were involved, and Sue and I are signed for the mini golf comp, and the slot pull. Yesterday afternoon we were given "pirate" bracelets thingys so as to identify other members.. Very unlike Masons, however, as there is no secret handshake.

Just moseyed around this arvo, went to see comedian Bud Anderson matinee,(a Top class act!),-- had a cuppla drinks, and even indulged in icecream as we sailed down the Eastern Side of Cuba. Formal night (already!!) tonight, so will don jacket and tie which help the lobsters go down.. :O) Back again, did that, a great night and meal, -- YIKES, BUT NO LOBSTERS!! 

Will hope that the next formal night features that option, 'cos there are another 2 formal nights scheduled on this cruise

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NUMBER 22

NUMBER 23

Serenade of the Seas sailed into Acapulco Mexico at 8 AM this morning, and since we were only going to stay around the local area, we took a later breakfast before heading out with our brollies for the first time. Yep --- rain in Spanish speaking Mexico, think its the first we have seen for quite some time. Nothing much changed since last here in February, including the incessant hustle for business from about 720,000 taxi drivers wanting to take you for a ride. (Population is that, and it seems they must all drive cabs. -- (mainly VW beetles!!)) We just wandered up the beach area for a few kilometres, watching fishermen pulling extremely long lines onto the beaches, Seems like nets go out for several hundred metres and are manually pulled back in by groups of about 6-7 men on the end of each loop. Lots of bars on the beach among fish vendors, but not much business for anyone this morning. If the weather did fine up, we intended to find a bar this afternoon and just people watch in the beach area. That wasn't to be however.. The rain continued on, so after going back to the ship and drying out/having lunch, and a break in showers, we ventured out only as far as the main town area. Trivia missed again this arvo, so no champs here on this cruise!! Dinner today still an amusing experience with the antics of our waiter Robertas. Headliner showtime from pianist Antonio Salci, was a pleasant big band style of thing with the ships orchestra. A cross between Liberace, Kenny G, and John Tesh stuff. I didn't nod off to sleep during the show, which is unusual for me on this cruise.

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Sea day about 20 miles off the coast of Mexico, in water 2Km+ deep, on an overcast, but hot (~28c) morning with many people around the pool, with lots of organised activities around the ship. We went to our "office" for the first time in over a week, and from our vantage point, spent the morning drinking coffee, reading and watching fat ladies lolling in the pool. (Still havent had anything like the "viewings" we had when Brazilians in Brazilians were on our Jan/Feb '09 South America adventure)!! Reckon we did well at trivia today, although didn't win. Only the two of us made up our team and we got 10 out of 20. Winning team of six scored 14. Had a few beers on deck listening to band before heading home to get ready for tonights Formal night .. A bit of a bonus for us tonight, 'cos invite waiting in room for Platinum member captain cocktail party for after our dinner. Had to make sure of getting out of dining room early so as to get plenty of freebies!! :0) Ho Hum... Such a hectic life. After just 45 mins of party, off to lose at the pokies again before the Headliner show, which was the ships own Singers , dancers and orchestra, doing a Tribute Show to popular artists.. Always enjoy the shows these hard working guys put out. Excellent show from my perspective, but computer (Sue) said..... nah.

A 7am arrival at Puerto Vallarta in Mexico was right on schedule. Looking out from our window we were greeted by cloudy skies and yachts in our harbour and a backdrop of a training ship galleon docked at the pier. Whilst leaving from breakfast in the Windjammer, we were also greeted by the only other ship to come into the port today. Lo and Behold, it was the Mariner of the Seas, (which we lived on for 7 weeks earlier this year).. We could hear "Captain Johnny" giving his welcome to the port -- good morning info talk from the ships loudspeakers. 350,000 people call Puerto Vallarta "home" and although the main "old" town is a 10 minute drive along the shoreline, there are many neat buildings, shops and restaurants dotting the coastline around the port. (Including a Walmart). Took a share taxi to the main town at peak traffic time which ended up taking about 25 mins for the 10 min ride. An attractive beachside area with a wide paved path with lots of bronze statues of various themes. In the middle of town we visited the landmark church, Cathedral of Our Lady Guadelope, where Mass was taking place. We quietly observed, and listened to the music from the back for a little while, whilst rude visitors barged in taking flash photos!! Makes us mad to see people with little respect for the religion of others. Thats how wars are made!! Bought the customary couple of T shirts, and headed back in the opposite direction to where we came across 4 guys in traditional costumes up the top of this massive flagpole on the beach. A fifth guy then also climbed to the top and sat on the peak with a little drum and a flute thingy.. The other guys tied ropes around their legs/feet and dangled / started to lower themselves to the music, whilst spinning upside down.. Truly weird.. Back on board for a 4pm sailaway with a couple of beers as we listened to the West Indies band on the pool deck. Quite an intricate manouvre to reverse the ship out of the harbour whilst also avoiding contact with the Mariner. Show tonight was the crew show, where talented and not so talented people drawn from all departments on the ship have a chance of a break from the normal routine.. Good fun, and actually very surprised at the talent from the people we dont normally see on the front line, and there is about 1100 employees on board!! ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Still heading North on the coast of Mexico, our next port of call, Cabo San Lucas. Clocks changed back tonight, and as well as picking up another hour, we arrived an hour early. Authorites were obviously not on overtime, so didn't arrive to clear the ship until an hour after arrival. We were very impressed with this town of 41,000 when we dropped in during February. In Feb, after looking around the town we then opted for a deal along the boardwalk at one of the beaut bar/restaurants. Not very daring are we/, because we went to the same place again and enjoyed our bucket of 6 ice cold beers and corn chips/ dips for just $10 once again.. Twas that good that we did that twice before starting on our way back towards the ship tender pier. Tendering was very painles both on way off and back on, no delay whatsovever. By far the best we have ever experienced in our short cruising life. We spend just a few dollars here, of course, but not much as always, but the locals are great, and you can have a bit of fun with them... Our limited Spanish and their limited English washes with both theirs, and our sense of humour. This is a growing resort area, and mostly Americans now vacation here. The deep sea fishing is very big on the tourism agenda, and there appears to be 100 operators that take people out.. As we sailed out of the harbour and our Northerly sail up the coast, we were entertained by Dolphins surfing in the ships wake. Twas the same as we experienced about 8 months ago.

The last 10 days in the 30's, today top temp 21C. VERY NICE!! Farewell dinner with our tablemates and then off to a quickfinal trivia session and then the show. Was mixed show with a juggler guy, the orchestra and the singers/dancers. As customary, the Cruise directors team, plus officers and representatives of all departments take to the stage and sing the company song. Now time to finish packing stuff which has to be left outside door by midnight. WE will next see our luggage when we collect it on the pier before customs.

Arrived into San Diego harbour at around 6pm and slowly sailed towards the dock. WE had to be up early to meet with Customs/Immigration people in one of the ship lounges at 6.30 AM ......YIKES!!! Before breakfast!! Waited in line for about 30 minutes before immigration started to process up to 3,000 people on the ship. About 1.5 hours later we had our visas and passports stamped once again... Our departure had been scheduled and listed to be in the third tranch (9AM) of people to be allowed to disembark. 

That was not to be !! At around 10.00 AM no one had been allowed off and with thousands of angry people about to miss planes etc. we were told that 4 people on board had not gone thru the process, and therefor NO ONE is allowed to leave !!! Ship was finally cleared at about 10.45 and then the unloading process started with those that were to leave more than 2 hours before. Collecting luggage when "our time" finally came was relatively painless, until we tried to find our rental car shuttle. It was pandamonium ? on shore, as many passengers for the next cruise of our ship were already waiting to board whilst we were still leaving.. Traffic everywhich where, and Hertz shuttle was having trouble getting into the port. 

Got the car, and we were on our way to meet Sues second cousin Victoria, who has recently left New York to live in San Diego. We met up, and had a nice chat, snack and coffee at a little and quiet bagel joint for a while before we headed off for the drive north to L.A... We originally intended to drive up thru all the beach areas possible and also avoid the Interstate. We also wanted to be close to Los Angeles airport before dark.

Reversed from the gate at LAX and plane stopped for half hour before pilot thought an engine start problem needed repair, so back to the gate again! Our 10.20PM departure now heading to midnight and problem finally fixed. (We all still locked in unaircond. plane with just cold water) Great, problem fixed and we can go.... OH OH !! A passenger takes ill, and paramedics are called.. Passenger must go to hospital, but of course, that passengers luggage, (may have bombs) and has to be located in the hold and removed also. A great start to what was to be a 17.5 hour transit to Melbourne !! No ones fault of course, but was really looking forward to a few shots and wines before dinner service on board. It so turned out that all the cabin crew priorities were wrong to us..

 They actually thought that immediate food service with coffee was more appropriate :) :( (and it probably was for most).. Made up a fair bit of time after a very late departure, plus a smooth ride and reasonably quick plane change in Sydney, we arrived to face Australian Customs/Immigration in Melbourne only about an hour and half later than we scheduled. James kindly picked us up at the airport and had us home early afternoon.. Until next trip, this was another unique experience, with a very special and wonderful twist, of gaining a daughter whilst away. AAHH Such is life !!

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START OF SECOND TRIP FOR THE YEAR

THE DIARY NOTES

NUMBER 10

Checking the timetables on line we were told that being Easter Monday, the first tram was at 6;35 am and left from the depot which is NOT outside our door. So we planned that we need to walk to the depot about 12 mins away. Then problem number 2 would mean that the airport bus from Spencer St leaves just a minute or two before the tram ARRIVES. Problem number 3 was that the next bus, if on schedule, would arrive at the Melbourne airport allowing just 10 minutes to check in!!.

Too close for comfort, so it would have to be a taxi!!!.. Then, our great neighbor downstairs offered to drive us, so that solved the problem, if it was to be.. It so happened, that the published timetables were wrong, and the first of trams every 10 minutes rolled past home from the normal start time of 4;50... AM.. Thanks Yarra trams, just another stuff up to inconvenience passengers !! Anne drove us anyway.. Thanks Anne.

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NUMBER 13

Arrived on Hawaii's "Big Island", which is named the same as the State, Hawaii. At the town of (Hilo) we docked at 9am. This town is reported as being the wettest city in USA, at 133 INCHES per year..

We saw no rain at all during our time here. We thought we would get some excercise, so instead of taking the free Hilo Hattie, or local shuttle, we decided to walk the "10 minute" walk. One hour  later, through not very good pathways, and hight humidity, we finally arrived in town. The place is pretty dumpy, and not what we have become accustomed to around the islands. Rather flat with no distant mountains visible during the walk. At a rotunda on the shore in town, we were invited to watch and also learn the art of Lei making. The local tourist body was having a lei day for Mayday. Only another 4 people had taken refuge at the rotunda for a little shade at the time, and none of us took up the offer. The lovely lady was last seen at a bus station , trying to round up contenders.

  Walked around town for about an hour, and we had seen it all. I guess we should have researched a little more before arrival, and maybe rented a car, or taken a ship shore excursion. This is a huge island compared to the rest, and at 4,800 sq miles, and has a history of being the victim of tsunamis. The last one, in 1960, was caused by sn earthquake of the coast of Chile, and claimed 61 lives here. Caught a cab back to the ship, and spent rest of the arvo there, looking out  over the town and island.  Gave the show a miss. Lost on pokies. Polynesian night on board tonight,  with yet another poolside party and buffet which started at 10;30PM.  Didnt partake in mountains of meals and snack foods, opting for giant chunky fruit  skewars. This set the scene beautifully for a sail past the Kilauea Volcano which began its current eruption in the '80s. The captain sailed slowly  past and did a full circle, spending almost an hour watching this volcanos lava flows entering the sea with sparks, steam and great billows of smoke.. Quite spectacular experience, and certainly a major highlight of this trip.

 Visited a market which was a mixture of produce for locals and craft for tourists. Didnt buy anything although some interesting stuff that we would never be allowed to bring into Australia. Back to the docks, with my sandals in need of a holiday, the free shuttle bus, was taken to Walmart, (which is about 2KM away), to buy some new ones.

Sailing in "pitchy" seas today, with waves in the pools having people sliding from one end to the other, and waves over the sides. The Cruise Critic "Meet and Mingle", for this cruise leg, was held this morning. We got to put faces to the names we saw, and the people we had communicated with, and shared information with over past months. Sue got lucky in the give away raffle at this one, and collected as a winner. Ended up with one of the black RC caps, a RC usb flash drive, RC 6 pack insulated bag, an RC security shoulder satchell thingy, and an RC waterproof money case. Not sure what shes gunna do with them, but am sure they might be useful.... one day!

 Yet another invite to a cocktail party before dinner, this time a "welcome back" to people who have sailed previously with the line.. Another pleasant chance to get a bit of red into us before dinner. (We have rarely bought wine on the ship, not that its bad, but its mediocre, and the house wine costs not far off the equivalent of $10 AUD a glass!.. Remember, we are cheapskates, and would be able to cruise anywhere if we bought 3 or 4 a day each over our time on board. We'll just drink the free stuff thanks). Moseyed around the ship this evening, pokies etc before watching TV.

Cold day on the high seas again today, although seas became less rough during the day. The contrasts in weather quite dramatic. There we were, days  ago, sunning ourselves in Tahitian Islands, crossing the equator, and into the Hawiian Islands. Now heading into the tail end of Winter in the Northern Hemisphere.

 Actually, the mind boggles a bit to think that 5 years ago, we would not have dreamed of getting ourselves into this situation, let alone doing all the other adventures we have indulged in during the last 4. We guess that it is getting much colder back at home too.

Thought that we would risk the Headliner act in the main theatre tonight."Diamond Dave" from the Diamonds. Seem to remember the name Diamonds from childhood!! Could it be Neils brother??  Although he had the backing of the ships complete orchestra, after about 15 minutes, we had had enough. Woeful, and out of tune performane reminiscent of the ONE bad Karaoke performer we had the other week. They had the house lights up, and since we were seated at end of last row, we felt sorry for  those that could not escape as unobrusively as us. A couple of circuits of the ship and it was time to go "home" and watch TV.

Calm or slight seas again today, as we sail about 500 Km from the USA coast.Television, cell phone, and internet access not available for most of the day as we are not within a "satellite footprint" any-more. Powers that be are now trying to get a new service on a new satellite. (They've gotta subscribe and pay for most services, it's not just aim and use). There are movies and other recorded programs on the TV, but no live stuff. We wonder why we get so tired doing nothing, but it could be due to the increasing body weight. Reading and listening most of the day, after a very light lunch that we took, trying to be "good" However, that didn't work when we went "home" in the afternoon, we found chocolate coated strawberries and other delights awaiting us in the cabin. 

 The final "formal night" of the cruise had us playing dress ups for the last time, not only on this cruise, but what will be the last for the entire trip. We even lashed out and bought used our free wine vouchers, as well as buying another couple of glasses. Show tonight was an RCI staff production show, based around ballroom blitz stuff. We had seen it before, but made specific note last time that it was a "do not miss" show. Finished the night winning back some $$, enabling a rebuild of our pokie stash.

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---   AND THE END OF THE APRIL to JUNE  EXPEDITION  ---

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START OF THE FIRST TRIP FOR THE YEAR

-- SOUTH AMERICA       JAN - FEB

NUMBER 1

Wednesday 31st December 2008

Have arrived in Orlando after a horror trip from Oz. Worst turbulence we have ever had. Was convinced we were about to drop out of the sky and into the Pacific Ocean. 
Welcomed the New Year in (Melbourne time) clinging to the seat so we wouldn't fall out. You know its gunna be rough when the pilot tells the attendants to sit down and buckle up........ for a couple of hours! In cattle class at the back, twas like a fish tail swimming.

To make matters worse United Airlines now charge Economy passengers US$6.00 per 
alcoholic beverage. Just when you REALLY need one!!!! 

Had to talk our way past immigration official at LA, to move us up in line as we had 
connecting flight to make from LA. We went through the USA citizen line which only had 6 in line and 3 staff handling them.
Then had to wait while 'problems' were fixed before taking off to Orlando. All smooth flying this leg thank goodness. Phoned the Marriot from arrivals area of airport, and the complimentary shuttle bus picked us up.

Hotel suite, (Marriot Springhill) booked on line for $45 a night is fabulous. Very spacious, virtually all new, kitchenette, fridge, microwave etc and hot breaky for 2, downstairs thrown in for free. :)

Pick up rental car tomorrow and will explore here. ---


Happy New Year to all. We'll have another one tonight but will most likely be sleeping.

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Thursday 1st January 2009

A Classical "Groundhog Day" again today, not a lot of sleep, although bodies wanted to. I guess lots of 10 minute power naps and a lack of calorie burning for the past 24 hours had something to do with it. We started the 1st January all over again.
--- TOOK THE HOTEL SHUTTLE BACK to the airport this morning, (only 7 mins away) to collect our El Cheapo Chevy Cobalt from Budget.
Nice little car -- 4 door all bells and whistles, and just with 512 miles on the clock. Went driving around this part of Orlando for a while, and, as is compulsory, went to Walmart to get a few supplies to eat for dinner tonight, plus other stuff for taking onto our ship on Sunday. 

From the way our "bells" have been ringing today, we may revisit Walmart for some Immodium !!

Another bad nights sleep. We thought that the walls were a bit thin last night! But at least the gymnastics going on in the adjacent rooms then only lasted a minute or 2. Must be religion. God, a woman, and "Dougie" we think, were next door.  Every 3 minutes for an hour from 2.30 am she was at it!!  ---  All we wanted was for her prayers be satisfied.

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Friday 2nd January 2009

Checked out of our hotel in Orlando, and drove to the Florida coast to do some exploring before checking  into our new hotel home for 2 nights. The Holiday Inn beach resort complex which is on Cocoa Beach between Melbourne and Port Canaveral.

We had the pleasure of dinner at the home of James future in-laws. We also dined with Kristins grandmother and brother who came over to meet us.

A lot of co-incidences here!!
James and Kristen came to Melbourne Australia at the end of December, and we were coming here to embark a ship up the road from Melbourne Florida.
Could be fate here! Both James and Kristin have been motivated by, and love working in the entertainment industry, since being very young. James and Kristen were both working doing same jobs with Celebrity Cruise in Alaska when they met.  It so happens also, that both Kristins parents (Katy and Rick) worked in entertainment industry, and met on a cruise ship in Alaska!


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Saturday 3rd January


Time to wander around the beach areas today, and also check this resort out before going to the Space Coast Ice Plex. We have been invited to watch an ice hockey game. 
Kristins brother Jake is playing in the match, and is also a staffer at the complex which is owned by Rick and Katy. Needless to say that Kristin is also a very accomplished in the skating art,  and has been a competitive ice performer, from a young age.

---   Postnote -  Watched our first ever live Ice Hockey game, which was  between  Space Coast and visitors from Palm Beach, which is a couple of hours drive south from here. Sue and I have only ever seen this on TV, and enjoy watching all ice type activities. Live ice hockey was great, we just wonder  how long the bruises last after  games. The speed, and athletics is amazing, as are the passions which cause more cuts and bruises when the fights start. The outcome?  --  Spacecoast defeated Palm Beach 11 to 3.

Enjoyed the time we spent with Rick and Katy again, (a working day for them, so very busy) and were introduced to several of Kristin's friends.

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Sunday 4th January

Boarding ship "Mariner of the Seas" at Port Canaveral at about 11:30 this morning.
Further trip diary reports will be coming from the places on the itinerary below.
Until then, keep happy and well.

This link is Port Canaveral LIVE WEBCAM .. If you are looking at this link BEFORE about noon on MONDAY, (if my calcs are correct) you can wave us off ...  We sail at 8pm Sunday.  (Midday Mon Melb time)?   http://www.portcanaveral.org/webcam.htm 

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1 1 1 Jan 4 Sun Port Canaveral, Florida [700a] 800p Docked
2 2 5 Mon Cococay, Bahamas 700a 500p 10 Tendered
3 3 6 Tue Cruising Cruising
4 4 7 Wed Cruising Cruising
5 5 8 Thu Philipsburg, St. Maarten 700a 600p 11 Docked
6 6 9 Fri Basseterre, St. Kitts 700a 330p 8.5 Docked
7 7 10 Sat Bridgetown, Barbados 900a 600p 9 Docked
8 8 11 Sun Cruising Cruising
9 9 12 Mon Cruising Cruising
10 10 13 Tue Cruising Cruising
11 11 14 Wed Cruising Cruising
12 12 15 Thu Cruising Cruising
13 13 16 Fri Salvador De Bahia, Brazil 900a 500p 8 Docked
14 14 17 Sat Cruising Cruising
15 15 18 Sun Rio de Janeiro, Brazil 300p . . . . . . . . Docked

2 1 16 19 Mon Rio de Janeiro, Brazil . . . . 830p 29.5 Docked
2 17 20 Tue Cruising Cruising
3 18 21 Wed Cruising Cruising
4 19 22 Thu Montevideo, Uruguay 900a 700p 10 Docked
5 20 23 Fri Buenos Aires, Argentina 700a . . . . . . . . Docked
6 21 24 Sat Buenos Aires, Argentina . . . . 600p 35 Docked
7 22 25 Sun Cruising Cruising
8 23 26 Mon Cruising Cruising
9 24 27 Tue Cruising Cruising
10 25 28 Wed Cape Horn, Chile 400p 600p 2 Cruising
11 26 29 Thu Ushuaia, Argentina 700a 500p 10 Tendered
12 27 30 Fri Strait Of Magellan ____ ____ __ Cruising
13 28 31 Sat Chilean Fjords ____ ____ __ Cruising
14 29 Feb 1 Sun Cruising Cruising
15 30 2 Mon Valparaiso, Chile 1100a . . . . . . . . Docked

3 1 31 3 Tue Valparaiso, Chile . . . . 900p 34 Docked
2 32 4 Wed Cruising Cruising
3 33 5 Thu Cruising Cruising
4 34 6 Fri Arica, Chile 700a 600p 11 Docked
5 35 7 Sat Cruising Cruising
6 36 8 Sun Lima (Callao), Peru 700a 600p 11 Docked
7 37 9 Mon Cruising Cruising
8 38 10 Tue Cruising Cruising
9 39 11 Wed Cruising Cruising
10 40 12 Thu Puerto Caldera, Costa Rica 700a 700p 12 Docked
11 41 13 Fri Cruising Cruising
12 42 14 Sat Cruising Cruising
13 43 15 Sun Acapulco, Mexico 700a 600p 11 Docked
14 44 16 Mon Cruising Cruising
15 45 17 Tue Cabo San Lucas, Mexico 700a 400p 9 Tendered
16 46 18 Wed Cruising Cruising

47 19 Thu Los Angeles 800a Docked



Until next time.

Keep Happy :)

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NUMBER 2


Sunday/Monday  4th & 5th  January 2009

After dropping off the Budget rental car, we took the Budget Complimentary shuttle to the cruise port at and handed our luggage over to the porters before going thru the check in  processes.  Boarding the MOS was effortless and reasonably fast, and of course the first thing to do was to find lunch. :)  A short time later, we were in the Windjammer Buffet Restaurant to sample some of offerings. Sue went for pasta and veg stew, and I went for Prime rib and veg from the carvery. Well that was a good start before starting to lose ourselves around the ship.

We found the Theatre, Casino,  the golf course, ice skating rink, and even the rock climbing wall that Sue refuses to try. Some nice lounges around, so found a nice one to rest up with a beer during our discovery tour. Still lots of other places to find, but plenty of time for that. Our room was redy at around 1PM so we managed to drop our hand held stuff off and continue exploring. All luggage was on board at at our room  when we went back at 4.

We noted that many ppl, were were refused boarding since they didnt have a Brazilian Visa, and that is a must even if you dont get off in Brazil. Sailing in territorial waters requires that you have one. Holders of British Passports dont need Visa, but USA does, as does Aussies. (we got ours by applying to Canberra). We understand that rather than just dump these ppl, the line is bussing ppl to Miami Consulate to try and expedite Visas and the flying them to one of the next island we go too, so that they can then join the ship. Not the lines fault, but these ppl perhaps have travel agents who gave incorrect info, and there are no refunds at this point ..

Our reserved table for dinner of a night is  (main seating) in the Rhapsody in Blue dining room. There is a massive 3 story Dining room as well as several specialty restaurants on board.

During dinner, "Captain Johnny" introduced himself over the ship PA. He seem a charismatic type, and should be a lot of fun during the cruise. We were told that he also keeps a motor scooter and his Harley on the ship and takes them ashore whenever he can.

This is the biggest ship we have been on. A few stats --

Length               311M (1027ft)
Width (Beam)   48M    (158ft)
Draft                 9M     (29ft)
Passengers        3,114
Crew                 1,181
Gross tonnage    138,000
Speed               22 knots  (25.3MPH/40.7KPH)

Arrived in The Bahamas at Co Co Cay (Stirrup Cay) at around 8am this morning, and had a leisurely breakfast in the dining room. We then  exercised a few laps around ship for a while, and had another coffee  before heading ashore  on a tender. 

Did a few walks around the island, which is a postcard perfect tropical island, before relaxing in a deckchair in the shade of a palm tree..
The ship crew set up a barby lunch, so not long after that we took the tender back to the ship to spend the rest of the afternoon. Tonight was formal night, so 'twas time for to don a tie amongst other things.  After dinner,, (we have a table of 10, Americans and Canadians), we headed to the Royal Promenade where the Captains Reception and speech was being held on his "bridge".  A few champers later it was show time in the theatre, where we went to be entertained by "The Nelson Brothers"  They are the sons of Ricky, and the grandsons of Ozzie and Harriot. Not a bad show. After the show, a few laps of the entertainment bars, and of to watch TV in bed for a while.

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Tuesday 6th  January  2009

Crikey !!  We slept in !!!  Didn't wake up until 9:30 AM.  Don't know what happened there. It'd have to be over 20 years since that has happened. Went to the Rhapsody in Blue dining room for a bite to eat then headed to get our tickets for the ice show which is on in a few days time. Its such a popular show that they issue to those who collect tickets first. Tickets were to be issued between 9 and 11, so we just made it.

At 11am was the Cruise Critic  Message Board Forum Meet and Mingle. A record number of people had registered for this (over 200). These are people who had been communicating on a "roll call" and swapping info and notes for this cruise for the past 12 months. Didn't get to see the people we have organised a Buenos Aires private tour with, nor others with whom we have exchanged info, but plenty of time for that.

An "At sea" day today (and tomorrow) as we head deeper into the Caribbean. Moseyed around the ship checking the entertainment (including bingo) out as we went. A beaut day, with lots of people sunbaking around the pools including Brazilians with Brazilians.

After dinner, went to the "El Gaucho" show in the Savoy theatre to see this multi talented guy, (who is also a comedian) from Uruguay do his thing.
After that checked out the 70's street party that had just started in the Royal Promenade. (A real shopping street with  4 floors of buildings each side, which is located down the centre of the ship.   As I type this,  its about 20 past 11, and we back in cabin having hot chocolate and cookies whilst watching tele. 

About to put clocks forward an hour since gotta do the first of many zone changes for this trip. Done that, so now its well and truly bedtime. 12:20 Goodnight !

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 Wednesday  7th  January  2009

Awoke at normal waking hour this morning, although we did lose an hour. Another full day at sea saw us reading papers etc, and just general wandering around this 15 story building which is zipping through the sea at 40KPH. This afternoon we went to a lounge (Ellingtons) ,which has fast become the  favourite to sip a few drinks.. Sue caught up with knitting , whilst I read about where we are heading next.

After about an hour a new  entertainer (to this ship), showed up and played to the small group of about 20 in the lounge. He was a magnificent classical guitarist named Carlos Botto. It is his first gig on a cruise ship, and we will certainly tracking which areas of the ship he is playing in future.  

The after dinner show tonight was  a big production show with the RCI singers and dancers. All bells and whistles utilised with all the  high tech equp and effects, which would do any land based theatre proud. 

Lots of other things going on around the ship until about 2am, but getting too old for that kind of shit. The theatre opens again in about 30 mins (at 11PM) for a comedy show... But..  For us its hot chocolate and hit the sack watching TV.

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Thursday   8th  January  2009

Docked at Phillipsburg, (The Dutch side) in St Maarten (or St Martin) at around 7am this morning, and after a leisurely breakfast, headed into the main town area on foot. Water taxis and normal street cabs were aplenty at the pier, but the guilts of needing the exercise got the better of us. About a mile walk before the real town walking starts. The island is owned by both the Dutch and the French, and and the official languages and currencies of the split areas are not really a problem since it seems everyone speaks English, and US Dollars, as well as Guilders and Euros are also an accepted currency. The Dutch control 16 SQ Miles and the French 21.

The town is also basically on the beach with a beaut palm tree line narrow main street one block back. Since the island is tax and duty free, there are bargains to be had everywhere, but with every second store being a jewellery store, ones dollars could soon disappear. Things we havent seen for a while, like 4 printed T shirts for $10, can still be bought here. How about Rum?   Does 2 x 1litre bottles for $15 sound OK!!

After wandering for a few hours it was time to have a few $1 beers on the beach while we waited to meet up with some new friends we met last year on the Norwegian Jade in the Mediterranean. We had been communicating, and knew that they were planning to do a Caribbean cruise. It was a coincidence that Lynn and Bobby from Texas were to be on a Carnival ship, that was to be on this island on the same day as us.  So, of course it was great to be able catch up for a few more beers on the beach!!  And another one too!

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Friday  9th  January  2009

 Today it was the Caribbean island of St Kitts with the town of Basseterre as our port of call. In the elevator going down to go ashore, an Aussie (Larry from Brisbane), asked if we were interested in a group private tour he was trying to get together. We needed 8 ppl at $25 each for a 3 hour tour of the Island. A few minutes later at the port gate, we too, joined all the other taxi drivers and tour operators in badgering and hustling others to join us. Not long until we were on our way doing the cheapskate thing for which we are famous, paying less than half normal price of the ship tour.:)

The tour commenced around the town, very narrow streets choked with traffic.  At one spot we were delayed by the prison van collecting "passengers" from the court house. We then followed the van to the local prison and had to wait while the prisoners were unloaded.  They all left the van handcuffed in pairs and entered  the jail.  (All smiling as though they were going somewhere pleasant).  Our van then continued on the tour.

We went up into the hills and visited an old sugar farm, now a batik factory where we could buy batik printed clothing etc. We didn't, preferring to check out the magnificent gardens and views from the high vantage point.  From there we continued  back through town to a hilltop viewing point where we could see the Caribbean Sea and the North Atlantic Ocean separated by only a few hundred metres of land.

Several stall holders also had small green monkeys, (wearing nappies) to let tourists photograph.  Not sure if they charged for the privilege.  The monkey population is apparently increasing as younger folk here no longer eat monkey meat.  We were told you must eat the monkey meat as soon as its cooked as it goes 'off' very quickly.  Didn't get the opportunity to try any, though you wouldn't get much meat of these monkeys.  Very small and frail looking.

As we left our tour van a trader from one of the usual souvenir shops gave us a voucher for a free beer.  Just browse the shop and a free cold beer was on offer.  I finished up buying a small Christmas souvenir ($4) and got my beer. Phil bought nothing but collected his beer anyway.  It went down very nicely on such a warm day.

Tonight the after dinner show in the theatre was a comedian/ventriloquist  which started off pretty slow, but built into quite a funny show with audience participation. That many other things going on around the ship that the brain boggles of an evening. After 10 and a drink, we opted again to spend the rest of the night "at  home" watching a show on TV.  

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Saturday  10th  January  2009

Barbados - Arrived and docked at the capital, Bridgetown, at 9am. Decided to do our own walking tour, including the mile walk into the CBD.
Very hot and humid here, so gained refuge at air conditioned shopping malls, in  between walks around the "locals" markets and shopping areas. A big contrast between how the Barbadians shop and live, compared to the areas which tourists frequent.

After conversion, supermarket prices of most foodstuffs, meat, vegetables, and canned foods etc. that we looked at here, seems equal too, if not more expensive than back  home. Very different cuts of meat available, and the whole animal seems to be used. You can buy every variety of frozen hooves that are cut into small blocks. The price of those is lower, -- around $6.00 a kilo.

Walking around, we thought that we were being set up for a pick pocket or something worse when a woman asked Sue if she would hold her baby for a moment, whilst she got something out of her shoulder bag. 'Twas all OK though, the young mum only wanted to get an umbrella out to shade them both from the hot sun.  I took a photo opportunity to get a Granny Sue shot with the beautiful one  month old Barbadian?

Tonights headliner  show on board was really something spectacular. It was at the ice rink arena  and called "Big Top On Ice"  Nine ice dancers, mostly Russian, put on a show which was very much like a Circ de Soleil? production. The High tech lighting and equipment, trapeze attachments, props and costuming was really something!! There is an amazing choice of entertainment every  day and night.---  Makes us think again, of just how fortunate we are to have got such a great deal to package this spectacular expedition which rolls all travel, 5* meals, accommodation and entertainment in to such a low daily charge ..

Finishing to type this diary/trip report up at 11pm on Saturday night here. ( by dual time watch it would be 2 pm Sunday in Australia).
Getting a bit rock and rolly in cabin at the moment, Seas are a bit heavier as we commence sailing into the Atlantic Ocean away from the Caribbean 

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NUMBER 3

Sunday  11th  January  2009

Today is the first of 5 sea days in a row as we head towards the equator and Brazil. To our right a few hundred miles off Guyana?, -  - to our left, Africa.  Weather warm, but pretty windy out here on the ocean, which is particularly noticeable when using the walking/jogging track on the open top deck. -- 3 steps forward, for each 2 blown back. Lounging around, reading, eating, listening to music at different places around ship , lounging, more eating seems the order of the next few days.

Dinner tonight was a night when the 120 waiters and 110 assistant waiters decided to sing what they have reportedly practicing for the past week. The main dining room is 3 floors high, linked by sweeping spiral staircases. Tonights   "O sol o mio"    was performed on the staircase. Waiters really enjoyed it!!  Oh, it was a bit of fun for us too!

After dinner, played the pokies in the casino for about half an hour before going into the Savoy theatre/main showroom  for tonights show. Headliner show tonight was the "Harry James Orchestra" , -- 12 piece band -- mostly brass , led by Harrys lead trumpet player.  Back to one of the smaller piano lounges for a bit lighter music until it was time to grab a hot chocolate and cookie and off to "home" and bed..

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Monday  12th  January  2009

Another rock and rolly night on the ocean waves overnight, but not so bad as to make it uncomfortable.. We are sailing about 200 miles off Brazil this afternoon, and are 600 miles north of the equator. (That is what the captain just said in his midday report from the bridge). Where I am sitting in "Ellingtons Lounge" there is a view of the pool deck..  Lots of people in both of the main pools, which currently are behaving like wave pools. Every time the ship rides a big wave, the pool water drops and then rises about 4 ft, lifting and dropping ppl on the edges of the pool.

Still a head wind making going tougher, so he has kicked another motor in so as to keep our speed up to around 19knotts. (We need to maintain a speed of 18.2 knots  to keep our scheduled arrival time at Salvador on Friday morning.

Passed by the entrance to the Amazon late this afternoon, although couldn't see that far.. Grilled prawns and some lamb shanks for dinner tonight ... Yum!

Main show tonight was David Pengelly, a comedian, impressionist, singer  guy backed by the ships own 10 piece show-band. Although he quite good, his type of performance is better suited to a smaller cabaret type venue.

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Tuesday  13th  January  2009

We alternate having  breakfast in the dining room and the Windjammer Cafe (Buffet). If we want fried or poached eggs, we head for the dining room where we don't have to line up to have especially cooked stuff.  Watching cholesterol , every second day we have either bacon hash browns and sausages mixed with cereals fruit, and 6 varieties of  yoghurt and fruit and smoked salmon.. (for the omega 3 of course!!) It was the dining rooms turn today..

Another lounge around day, had the Cruise Critic Group "slot pull" and broke even getting our $20 back. 72 of us from the roll call put in $20 each had 4 X $5 pulls on a $1.00 machine. Everyone did same, and what was left in pool was divided

Next was the crossing of the equator ceremony on the pool deck at about 3pm. We were surprised to find that as well as King Neptune, Elvis was also there. Lots of staff and passengers (for bad Karaoke, and farting in elevators etc.), being thrown into pool to redeem themselves before king allowed a crossing of the equator. Saw a lot of thongs whilst trying not to look the King in the eye.

After dinner entertainment is confined to the lounges around the ship for us tonight, as those who missed ticket for the 2 ice shows a few days ago, will be taking their turn.. So I reckon we will probably play pokies for a couple of dollars, and go watch TV at home.  In our time on-board, we have put $2.00 in  a one cent machine and are ahead by about $15 so far , so that's good.

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Wednesday   14th  January  2009

Not a great deal of different things today. Took in some lounge entertainment, a laze around listening to the band on deck, a second Portuguese language basics class, and Bingo.  Sad news from home after we finally got a satellite connection this afternoon. Friend from Kew, and more recently of Tootgarook, Mary Rose,  passed away on Tuesday, and Max had left a message on our machine at Kew. James passed the news onto us via email. We last spoke to Max and Mary just before Christmas, when we were told that it was only months that Mary had to live. Obviously gave us a low for the rest of the day, particularly feelings for Max, and for the rest of the family. 

After dinner, had our customary 20 minutes on the pokies, then it was Showtime.  Theatre featured Isobel Cooper AKA Izzy. Izzy, an English Classical singer,  flew in from Spain and joined the ship when we were in Barbados. Pleasant, easy to listen to  performer and a night which was a little different from the usual. We decided after the show to do  a couple of laps of the deck on this warm equator type evening.

As well as other stuff going on until the early hours,  a 60's night was being held on the promenade for an hour or so. We didnt go, mainly because we are changing staterooms on Sunday, and will be living on the promenade for the next month, and will see all future street parties out of our window on an upper floor.  Hot chocolate and TV at "home" typing this at 10:45 PM.

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Thursday  15th  January  2009

Started off as a very sunny morning and early arvo, and then the rain started, and a bit squally for an hour or two. Weather warm all day, around 29 Celsius. Seas also very smooth compared to past few days, feels as though we could be sailing on a lake.  Now sailing only about 19 miles from the Brazilian coast, passed many small fishing boats. Never really thought about it much before, but Brazil is a huge country, with a coastline to match.  Population is around 160 Mill ppl, so there is a lot of people to feed.

Headliner show was "An evening with Jordan Bennett"  He was billed the star of Les Miserables. Not sure what production he was the star of though, but think it was L.A.    Actually turned out to be a surprisingly good show. 

Late night Parade (Enchanted Knights) in the Promenade followed. Seemed like a cast of hundreds of the entertainment staff in colourful costumes, stilts etc.  Even a Chinese Dragon. Was like a 10 minute Moomba!

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Friday  16th  January 2009

Arrived 9am at our first Brazilian port, Salvador De Bahia, called Salvador for short. Met at the docks by women dressed in traditional garb with large bustle type dresses. We saw this throughout the city, as well of statues of women dressed the same. Decided to not travel alone here, as reports of not being a very safe place for tourists. Decisions dont really hold up when it comes to the actual event.. We ended up doing it by ourselves anyway. If ya gunna be mugged, ya gunna be mugged, what ever number of  companions you have. Just didn't wear our expensive jewellery. (as if we have any??) Carried our stuff in a supermarket bag, and tried not to look like a tourist in all the tourist spots. That's logical isn't it?

Left for a walking tour of the city, and old city. Due to steep terrain, the old city can be accessed by elevator.

Walked from ship to market where we found an ATM to get some Brazilian $Real . We got a enough out to hopefully last us for a bit of action in Rio when we get there on Sunday arvo. From there we found the elevator on the street level which takes you up  to the level of the historic Old City area.  Cost to ride the elevator is just 5 cents, which is equiv to 2.5 American US cents. Makes you wonder how much it costs to employ the lift drivers and people who collect the "fare". Found some beaut old churches and buildings laid out in narrow streets of cobbles-stones. Although we have now travelled in many Old cities with narrow cobblestone streets, Salvador has an air of difference. (as well as smell).  Maybe its the African influence of the interesting buildings. Salvador is very African in its heritage and culture. The South American slave trade originated here.

A stinking hot day here, so on the way back, we stopped off at the market again and bought a bottle (pint size) of ice cold beer at a stall there. Got two glasses with the beer for a cost of equiv $1.75. Went down well!!  Tempted to have a few more, but food got the better of us, and we got back soon enough for a late lunch on board the ship.

Headliner show tonight was...Kuba with Rebecca Low. So happens that they are an engaged couple, she an American Broadway type show singer, he a Polish musician. A bit Too lovey dovey for a stage act. He was a very good multi instrument player, including vibraphone. Sadly she wasn't as good to our ears, until her finale, "from Evita, in which she was an understudy in a major international travelling production.  It was then that she shone. Seem to think that most artists efforts are being spoiled by a a deaf audio engineer. His high volume blasting of the audience in what is an acoustically good theatre, does no justice to anyone , including bands we have seen to date.

Managed to get our pokies fund back up again after a short session before taking in a late trivia session. The night ended with a pool deck party barbecue & buffet  and band. We left that early at around 11:00.  At 2am we are to turn clocks back by an hour again, but will sleep in anyway.. It is a day at sea Saturday, so we ain't gotta go no place, as the Texans are saying.

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NUMBER 4

Saturday 17th   January 2009

Another sea day on our way to Rio.  After breakfast, up to Ellington's Bar area to send emails and knit. It's all excitement here.   No daily paper as usual, so had to amuse myself, (Sue now) with a Sudoku  puzzle book for a hour or two before it was time for lunch.  The usual events were occurring around the ship though somehow we managed to miss the Belly Flop competition. Won by a Brazilian and they all wear brief  Speedos, regardless of the size of Brazilian, so was sorry to miss that.   Late afternoon saw us trying to win Bingo without any luck.

Tonight was a "Formal" night, so after scrubbing up and putting on the glad rags we headed off to the dining room.  Tonights offering was lobster tails and shrimp..  Phil had two servings and looked on in envy as two of the ladies on our table had three.  He was offered a third but declined. Most unusual!

I had prime rib which was cooked to perfection.

We then staggered off to the casino and overall managed to net another $5 into our gambling kitty.  Should keep us entertained on the next two "legs" of the trip...we hope.

The show tonight was a variety show, full of 80's hits and certainly full of energy.  A very good show indeed. After our usual night walk around the deck we retired to our stateroom (this ship is too posh for 'cabins') and will watch US television which is usually full of US politics or tearing someone's reputation to shreds.

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Sunday  18th  January  2009

Our first job this morning was to move cabins. have moved from an inside stateroom at the front of the ship on Deck 9 to a Promenade stateroom on Deck 7 in midship.  We have a window which overlooks the promenade two floors below us.  Will be able to check out who's pigging out at the cafe.

Arrived in Rio de Janeiro this afternoon around 3p.m.  On the way in to port the Captain did a little sightseeing 'tour' and we sailed along the coast past Ipanema and Copacabana beaches.  Being a Sunday, we could see the people lining the shores.  would have been very crowded on the sand.

The coastline of Brazil and around Rio is much more rugged than we expected. Sheer mountains rise from the sea. The area Rio is built on is very hilly and mountainous, houses and high rise buildings hug the landscape.  The ship is moored almost right in town.

We ventured out for a walk in the 31C heat and extremely high humidity.  Not many upright people about.  Most people we saw were stretched on on the footpaths and in doorways where some of them obviously live.  we were trying to track down the bus stop to Corcovada (the Christ the Redeemer statue) for tomorrows adventure.  Finally discovered that you don't have to find a bus stop, you just wave at the bus and it will stop just long enough for you to jump on.

On the way back to the ship we stopped at the Florida Bar.  a 'classy' establishment with plastic tables and chairs on the footpath.  Phil was very pleased with himself that his  "duo Skol per favor" was understood and we were soon downing our 630ml stubbies of icy cold beer. (4 Real each, around US$2).   For a while we were the only none locals at the bar, but were soon joined by  a few others from the ship.

One of a the nearby souvenir hat sellers tried her best to get us to buy a hat and wouldn't take no for an answer until Phil put his hat on his head. She thought his hat was hilarious and started chatting to us and taught us the word for 'cheers' in Portuguese. sounds like 'sour wood', so will have to try and remember it for tomorrows trip as I'm sure we'll detour there on the way back to the ship. She also warned us not to walk down certain streets nearby as it is not a safe area.

Back on the ship we were late for dinner!  However, it was tip giving out night ( the end of the first leg of the trip) so we were forgiven.. Many people are leaving the ship tomorrow and more passengers will be arriving to join us.

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Monday  19th  January  2009

AHHHH!  Beautiful Rio ... 

Today was time to test our cheapskate skills. We could have opted for  a couple of ship excursions, at $98US each (one in morning and one arvo), for a total of around $600AUD for the two of us, but whilst we really HAD to do Rio properly, we thought there has got to be a better way.

Our wander around town yesterday, plus a bit of poetic interpretation of Portuguese (that's the Brazilian language), we managed to do the same by ourselves. Rio has thousands of busses criss-crossing the metro area, plus has a tram and subway system.

No one tells you, but to get to to the Christ the Redeemer Statue at Corcorvado, you can take a commuter bus and  then catch the cog railway thru a beautiful rainforest to the top of the mountain. We found that a bus to Cosme Velho takes you on a sightseeing tour thru the suburbs, and stops at the cog rail station. Better still, it has a stop about 100M from where our ship was docked. The 35 minute ride costs just  R2.20  Real each, each way (about AUD $1.25)  The cog railway was another R45.00 each...  Morning Total = Approx  AUD$50 for both of us... Pretty pleased with that, and avoided the gaggles of people getting on and off the tourist busses.

The guide book we have mentions that Rio bus drivers are frustrated rally drivers.  Not wrong.  To catch a bus you wait at the side of the street. When you see the bus you want you hail it.  The driver may have to cross three lanes of traffic to stop for you but somehow manages it. You then leap aboard as he takes off again while you juggle paying for fares to the ticket seller who sits behind the driver  and then squeezing through the turnstile before finding somewhere to sit. No fare evaders here. 

At the top of the mountain there are 220 steps to climb to the statue.  So we used the elevator and escalators instead.

We returned and ate lunch on the ship before heading off to have a look at Ipanema, and Copacabana beaches,  looking for a Brazilian on at least one  Brazilian.....  Bingo!!   Jewellers H Stern, offers people free shuttle and tours to their factory and showroom that happens to be where ?? That's right Ipanema!!  So from at the docks here , we took their  shuttle van, (we were the only passengers this trip), for the 30 minute trip on another sightseeing trip thru different suburbs. After driving through some pretty rundown areas we entered a huge, long tunnel.  Exiting the other end of the tunnel was like entering another world.  The beach areas are where the wealthy live and this is reflected in the architecture and shopping possibilities. At Sterns we were given some kind of alcoholic drink, which was maybe to soften us up for the big sale which never eventuated for them. Interesting tour taken , and then we went for a walk around Ipanama village and beach. Stifling humidity there, with tens of thousands of people on beaches..  Shopped for a few supplies, then went going back to Sterns to catch a shuttle back to the ship. The driver took 4 of us back, and stopped off at many photo spots on the way back to the city centre via Copocobana.

Pretty thirsty work , and we still had a bit of  local currency  to get rid of...  Obviously, to us, best use of these leftovers was to buy  a few dirt cheap 630Ml  ice cold beers at the bar opposite the docks (as we did yesterday)

Had a sail-away from Rio at a 8:30Pm  Great night lighting sailing out of the harbour, The statue of Christ is spotlighted at night so is visible for miles out to see.  an impressive sight.

 Pretty happy with beautiful Rio, a great experience, made even better by being cheapskates and saving heaps of brass at the same time..

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Tuesday  20th  January  2009

Today spent on the high seas, and they were high, for most part of the day. The pools once again became wave pools, spilling out onto the deck with kids riding out and onto the pool surrounds at the ends. All deck chairs, (thousands of them) , had to be lashed to the upper decks due to high winds. In between watching the rain and people , there was little to make us bored.

A "busy" day today.  After a late (for us), breakfast, we had another Cruise Critic  Meet and Mingle.  Mostly the same 200 odd passengers that we had at the M & M on the first leg of this trip, plus a few more Americans that joined in Rio.. By the time that finished, it was time for lunch. (Getting sick of eating, but its hard to resist the offerings here)

By the time 3 o'clock came it was time to  use an invite to attend a free wine tasting we found on our bed last night . We are now GOLD members of Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines, because we have completed one cruise with them. (The more "points" you get, the  bigger the perks. We get two points for each cruise over 12 days, so should get to Platinum level before coming home)

A formal night tonight. After dinner, the Captain had his  reception on the Royal Promenade, which is now just below our NEW cabin window. A Couple of glasses of Champers downstairs, and then brought  more to our cabin and watched the rest of proceedings from there...

The "headliner" show tonight was the WORST we have seen on a ship. It was "Helvis" , a Brazilian attempt at an Elvis show. Quite pathetic, and actually embarrassing. We walked out, as did many others before us. Even the guy we saw in at Westward Ho in  Las Vegas  was better, and that's really saying something!  Old mate, Chris Street, gives almost any others we have seen anywhere, a run for their money. (Come Cruising Chris!)

Lost our $2 on the Pokies tonight, so cracked it and went to bed/watch TV, after watching a pianist for a while..

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Wednesday  21st  January  2009

Very calm water today, following yesterdays wet and windy weather. A perfect day for watching for Brazilians Brazilians around the pool.
Had a slow start again, with our first planned event at 11 this morning. It was the second leg "Slot Pull" which organised on the CC roll call. On the first leg we broke even, this time lost $10. We collectively put a total of around $1400.00 in again. Oh well, the third and final leg will probably jackpot for us!! ??

Also had a meeting with the Ken and Pene who we met via the Cruise Critic roll call.  Ken has organised an 8 hour tour of Buenos Aires in which we are participating on Friday.

The rest of the day seemed to disappear somehow and our next event was a "Welcome Back" party.  We joined the frequent sailing club on the last cruise (last week) and even though we haven't left the ship we were entitled to be welcomed back.  Basically a boring get together of passengers, a band plays, the captain talks etc. Only worth going to for the free wine.  Managed to grab two each, so that's a saving of US$24. Will be eligible for another "welcome back" on the next leg of the tour and will try and sit closer to the bar next time.

From there we went to the dining room and the head waiter spoke to us tonight.  He had avoided our table last night as we all complained that we had been assigned different tables than we had on the first leg of the trip.  He had assured us that our table would be the same.  The ten of us who dine together get on well and had decided we wanted to stay together for the rest of the trip.  A bonus result is that we also now got the same waiter, "Rock", who hails from India. He has been brilliant in looking after us, and getting us anything we want.  Will probably have the same problem with table allocation next 'leg'.

Headliner show, was repeat of production we saw nearly 3 weeks ago. Royal Caribbean's own team.  Show based on Broadway featuring mainly Billy Joel stuff. Very good, and seeing again no problem. I guess we will see it again in 3 weeks time!!

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Thursday  22nd  January  2009

New Country, new city this morning. Out with the pesos for cash today. Country is Uruguay, and Montevideo, a city of  1.5M  people. The "Mariner of the Seas" is the biggest ship to visit this port, so it was with caution that Captain Johnny brought the ship into the pier. ..In the channel, the draft of the ship leaves a theoretical 1.5 metres before touching bottom.

Grabbed a map from the Montevideo tourism people as we disembarked to do our own walking tour of the city. The streets are narrow and there was not too  much traffic for the first part of our walk.  Lots of holes in the paths and missing tiles make walking somewhat hazardous.  Every so often on the footpaths there was an inlaid mosaic tile about 6x6 inches in size. no pattern to the way they were placed.  Many buildings are in disrepair which is a shame as they have lots of character and old Spanish influence.

Walked along the main traffic area to the 'new 'part of town.  Many stores, all having sales, but nothing to really tempt us.  We visited the old cathedral which was very nice.  Not as ornate as some we have been to, but very nice anyway. 

Many streets are heavily tree lined and helped cool from the hot sun. Lots of street markets featuring cow hides and products made of cow hides and hooves.  Lots of leather products also and many leather outlets offering 'cheap' jackets, handbags etc.  Lots of shoe stores, some really nice shoes there at a reasonable price. A big heavy police presence in the area,. some with canine companions, some specially marked "tourist police" must keep the nasties away as it felt quite a safe place to wander around.

Many traders take US$ here, and we had a  "starter kit" equiv to $5.60 Australian which we had traded with son James when he returned to Australia. We bought from him, a few odd bits of South American currencies he had left over from his work travel.

After using an internet cafe (20 minutes for US.38cents) we retraced our steps back towards the ship and stopped off at a street bar for a nice cold Stella Artois.  A 930ml bottle set us back UR$62.00  (About US$2.60)  It went down very nicely. We were almost back to the ship when we discovered a market.  Expected to see the usual market products but this market just featured small restaurants specialising in steaks and sausages cooked over roaring open fires. All looked very good but we didn't try any.

Had the last of our Uruguayan  money to spend, all UR$19. of it...  Looked everywhere to find something to buy and finished up with a can of tonic for $17. (in other words -  17 pesos).

Tonight the entertainment was a Tango show bought on board for our enjoyment.  Phil enjoyed it so much he almost fell asleep.  The dancing was spectacular, the band solos and the singer went on far too long.  Now we have seen it on the ship it will save us the US$90 to see one on shore.

Noticed a strange noise when in the theatre, and a look over the side would have explained what that was. See this mornings note re depth?? 

I reckon Captain Johnny grounded us tonight. After the show had a wander around the decks looking at lights as we sail along the channel  headed to our next stop.  The propeller pod on one side at the rear was going flat chat sideways, sand/mud swirling everywhere, and the ship wasn't going forwards, backwards or anywhere!

No one else seemed to notice that as strange, but a little while later we were making headway again. We wonder if anything will be mentioned in the Captains daily report tomorrow, or if it will be kept under wraps. Have been told that this channel is actually in a very wide river.

There is a midnight deck party and buffet tonight, but it has been a big day and a lot of walking for us oldies.

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NUMBER  5

Friday  23rd  January  2009

Argentina .. - Buenos Aires arrival an hour late due to wind and the narrow channel, according to Johnny. No mention made of sticking in the mud last night, but he said during a 9am report (the time we were supposed to dock), that we only had 3 feet below ship as he spoke. 2 pilots were on board overnight.

This ship, "Mariner of the Seas"  is the largest ship ever, to dock at the port. Helicopters, TV news with live links,  reporters, and newspaper photographers everywhere as we disembarked this morning.

  Guess that, due to our size,  they had to do more work than they normally do, since they bring hundreds of cruise ships in every year.... got stuck once again this morning for several minutes. Captain Johnny forgot to mention that in his daily report. (The channel we sail from Uruguay  in is actually the river to Buenos Aires. It is apparently 300 miles wide at it's mouth to the Atlantic.

After a long delay this morning waiting for people to get off the ship, we finally set out in our mini bus for a tour of Buenos Aires.  Our guide, Herman, was very good explaining all the sights along the way.  We covered all areas of the city, the highlights being the La Boca area (artists etc) and the cemetery where we viewed Eva Peron's mausoleum.  A fascinating cemetery, well worth another look, full of elaborate mausoleum to the rich and wealthy of the city.  Don't know where the poor people get buried.  A visit to the Cathedral was also interesting. In the park opposite the Pink Palace, the government offices, was a 'tent embassy' full of veterans of the Falklands War trying to get recognised by the current government for entitlements.

Found the city has a very French and Spanish influence.  Reminds us of Barcelona. Wide avenues, lots of trees and diagonal streets all bustling with people, though we were told that this is the holiday season so lots of people are out of town.  Around 14 million people live in the Buenos Aires area, 4.5 Million in the City, and 9.5 Mil in the suburbs. Much like Australia, the populus is concentrated in the cities. The country has a total population of around 30 million.

We were told that today is the 15th day in a row it has been around the 36C mark.  Hoping it wont be so hot tomorrow.  Like Melbourne they are also suffering from lack of rain.  Park areas look very parched.

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Saturday  24th  January  2009

A slow start this morning.  Decided to walk around Buenos Aires on our own today.  it was only about a km walk into town from the ship.  Had to brave a 12 lane road with fast moving traffic and ineffective traffic lights but we managed it.

Once in town we found the main shopping area, Florida Street, and wandered along there.  Many, many leather factory outlets which also sold cashmere jumpers.  All very nice and reasonably cheap.  Bought a small shoulder bag, an impulse buy.  The spruikers out the front don't take offence or hassle you  when you say "no" as some do in other cities.  

Florida Street is very long so we walked from one end to the other.  One end with fewer shops had some artisans selling their wares but the area was a bit 'dodgy' so we didn't stay long in that area. Quite a few gypsy beggars in the area who are annoying. One of the crossroads was blocked to traffic while filming was taking place.  Lots of people standing around and not much action happening.

On our walk back to the ship we entered the main railway station for a look around.  Found a bar so had a couple of beers to use up the last of our Argentina pesos.  The beer went down very nicely on another very hot day.  The barman didn't speak English and we have no Argentinean/Spanish, so just had to look at the list and point out the only beer name we could recognise - Stella Artois again in 980ml bottles.

We have enjoyed Buenos Aires.  Think there would be much to see and do in the surrounding areas.

Lots of media attention with helicopters and sail boats as we left B.A.

Sailed out of BA port whilst having dinner. Showtime was a Goucho Show. Became boring and repetitious, so left before the finish.

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Sunday  25th  January  2009

Slow start this morning, we were still  sailing out of the river at only 7 knots when we went for breakfast at 9am. Speed picked up not long after  we had dropped the pilots off.  Wind also picked up as the day wore on, and it became a somewhat unpleasant on outside decks. Capt Johnny said that according to radar and reports, we were to experience some bad weather for at least the next 48 hours. We are due to round the "Horn" in 3 days, so we could be in for a bit more excitement.

Spent afternoon just moseying around then listening to Carlos playing guitar in Ellington's lounge,  Only a dozen or 2 people, and was a pleasant way to laze around. A multitude of other events, and lounge music going on around ship, but Carlos music suited us fine.

Formal night again tonight, so time again to get out the plain shirt, dark daks, jacket and tie, just enough to comply with the "dress code" .. Am  never going to go the whole hog like some, and play dress-ups with tuxedo, cummerbund, and bow tie!!

Just got back to room after dinner, a play on pokies and the headliner show. Yum, for me,  (phil),  scallop entree, (appetiser in usa speak) , a roasted garlic soup and grilled tiger prawns in split shell with veg (asparagus) entree (main course in usa speak), all washed down with home made strawberry ice-cream. Dinners still pretty good every night, but menus now starting to repeat. We cant help good luck can we?   (Apart from on the pokies-- our stash now down to two more nights of $2  each .. Ouch!) ... (for our American friends, pokies are slot machines if you hadn't guessed).

Headliner show tonight , the "Tommy Dorsey Orchestra" (We had "Harry James" a few weeks ago). Conductor Buddy Morrow, who must be in his 80's blew his trombone for a few bars, and led the 18 piece band. A Michael Bubl'e style singer sang with the band.. Quite a  good show ..

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Monday  26th  January  2009

Seas overnight were a bit rougher than to what we have become accustomed, and a few creaks and groans kept awaking us a with a bit of "alertness" overnight,   but today mostly good.

23 days into cruise, and now 23 more to go. At this half way point, (in time), and as of this morning, we have travelled 6,500 nautical miles. Sailing a couple of hundred miles off Argentina, in a straight line between Buenos Aires  & Cape Horn. The morning was spent up on 14th floor looking out in the direction we are travelling. Saw just one other ship in distance, plus a military plane  "buzzed" us for a couple of passes. The 2 engine small plane flew past twice, very close, and at about the 9th floor level, before circling and doing the same again.. .  Interesting to say the least!!

Just 2 whales were swimming beside us for a while too, but didn't do anything spectacular apart from just swim and blow. We kept hoping for a whole pod.

Australia Day, so after dinner, the ship put on a happy hour for the Aussies on-board. Most of the 48 turned up. Bitter/Sweet experience. A few weren't too happy apart from,  obviously, Royal Caribbean. It was held on top deck outside (and its now getting pretty cold as we get towards Antarctic), and drinks were NORMAL price except for a "special" -  6 beers for $20USD (~$5.00AUD per can plus 15% tip)... Normal price for 6 beers is $24 plus tip. So many thought it was very Un-Australian of them .to do that to us after everyone got  an specially printed invitation.. Did they redeem themselves by making some meat pies to serve up?  Was it the Aussie whinger syndrome at work?  Don't think so..!! 

Showtime in theatre was an Argentinean Guitarist/Comedian, Fabio Zini, backed by the ships own orchestra... Another top class entertainer, and show, be it all with very limited English.  No-one had the urge to let go and do the "walk" tonight.

We are gradually heading S/Westerly again, so tonight we get an hour back in time. Not gunna wake at 2am to make the change.

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Tuesday  27th  January  2009

Rolled over and went back to sleep this morning, and then wound our clocks back after breakfast.. Seas became very smooth late yesterday, and still that way. We were expecting seas to become "bumpier" the further South we go. Captain Johnny, says that conditions can change without notice, but he has his radar, and his pocket GPS to help. He has never sailed around South America before, so he is learning too!! GULP!. 

Its now back to long pants, and long sleeves as the weather gets a lot cooler. 13 degrees c top today, yet as typing this para at around 10:30, can see bikini babes lazing around on deck chairs by the pools.. Their bumps seem to be getting bigger, --must be the weather!  (We are in a deck 14 lounge sipping coffees & looking down over decks 13, 12 and 11).. The Jacuzzi hot tubs are steaming also, as other fitter types, or those who want to be, (~50 of them), are doing laps of the main jogging track.  5 laps of the track covers 1 mile.  The Caribbean band is firing up on the bandstand next to the pool. 

Went to movies this arvo to see "Mamma Mia"  Haven't seen that before, so that was good. Multitude of other activities happening  inside during the afternoon, since its getting colder outside, by the hour.

After dinner had a quick $3 loss on slots and a team effort at music trivia -(no joy at either)- before heading  off to the  main show. Show was was billed as Zany Comedy and Impressions from Joey Van.    He was good at his job in keeping everyone laughing.

Another late night promenade show tonight, a 70's song tribute, followed by an ABBA 70's Dance Party. Watched for a little while down on the promenade before going back to our room above and watching the rest from there.

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Wednesday  28th  January  2009

Big excitement this morning when we could see land for the first time in three days. Kept sailing south until around 2p.m when we reached the lighthouse on Cape Horn.  The day,  and the seas were not as expected. We think that we were more than fortunate to have a very sunny day with very calm sea, temperature not "cold" but with a chill factor of the wind probably 0c. We also arrived over  an hour earlier than expected, so Johnny changed plans. The ship lay off the coastline (and very close), while the Captain and a few others took a rescue craft to the shore to meet up with the  lighthouse keeper and his family and to take them gifts from the "Mariner of the Seas".  No doubt Captain Johnny's  autographed book was amongst the goodies. We stayed at that spot  for about 2 hours.

The scenery here was spectacular.  Mountains and hills rising from the sea. Mainly rocky coastline but a few sandy coves were evident. No trees to be seen but the hillsides were covered in some sort of greenery.  The temperature was around 13C so we had to rug up in our winter gear for the afternoon.  The bar we usually sit in, mainly on our own, was full of sightseers, many of whom would not have  bothered to set foot outside onto the decks to see the magnificent views.  We were really fortunate that while the air was cold, the sun shone brightly and the sea was very calm.

The lighthouse the Captain visited is not QUITE the most southern tip of south America, the lighthouse spot being an island, so we sailed along for another few minutes until we were situated with the Atlantic Ocean one side of the ship and the Pacific Ocean on the other.  At least that's what the Captain said, and we like to believe him. (his handheld GPS hasn't failed him yet)

We worked out that it is six months and one week since we were at the "top" of the world at North Cape Norway and now here we are at the "bottom" of the world.  We celebrated with a glass of red wine (as we did at the 'top') , our first wine since boarding this ship. A glass of house Merlot that was PBM from the first sip to the last. Won't be having another!

After dinner we braved the cold on the outside decks and were rewarded with sightings of dolphins, penguins and a ship wrecked just to the side of the Beagle channel.  He obviously zigged when he should have zagged! Snow capped mountains on both sides of the channel.

Tonights show?  "Count Dimas - Piano Virtuoso of Transylvania"  Phil nodded off again!

After the show it was still twilight at 10:15, so we went out on deck for a while to again look at snow capped mountains which became bigger , and "sharper" in the distance ..(Andes?), surrounding the channel and lights of villages on either side. Glass like water. absolutely magnificent.

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Thursday  29th  January  2009

Awoke at Ushuaia Argentina, after sailing partly through Chilean waters to get here overnight. Ushuaia is known as "del fin del Mundo" -"The end of the World."   Bordered by the Andes Mountains and the Beagle Channel, it's the most Southerly town on Earth, and has a population of around 60,000 people.

Tendered from the ship to the small pier on shore,  since there are no docking facilities here for large ships . The ships that are docked look like the type of small cruise ships (200-300 passenger?) that they have based here for Antarctic expeditions.

Morning started off sunny, so grabbed early opportunity to get some photos from the upper decks of the Mariner. The town streets are built on levels of increasing height as you get further from the waters edge. By the time one travels a couple of KM, the slope appears to become a sheer cliff face rising to pointy mountains, which almost surround the town.  Lucky we took that morning opportunity, as before noon, the rain had started  and became heavier as time went on. Being prepared, we had taken our  mini brollys, so continued our walking around the town. As to be expected, lots of souvenir shops and restaurants. The restaurants mostly the buffet style which have meat cooking on large pit fires located in the restaurant windows.

Many people from the ship took ship excursions to either a Glacier, National Park, or boat trips to check out penguin colonies. We chose not to do any, and glad of that, as most probably would have been a bit of a let-down given the rainy conditions. We just soaked up the views, (as well as the rain), when we could.

After leaving Ushuaia we sailed along the Beagle Channel passing several glaciers.  Around 10.15pm we saw the most impressive of all. The Romancia (?) glacier with many waterfalls originating from beneath the ice. Reckon that was better than any we saw last year in Norway.

We had tickets for another ice show at the ice rink on the ship,  hard to chose, but eventually opted for the even better ice show through windows to the outside. Weather was mixture of very strong winds, and sleet, but it helps in that it is getting dark very very late this far south. A spectacular evening!!

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NUMBER 6

Friday  30th  January  2009

We were still sailing the Beagle Channel until early morning until we entered the Strait of Magellan for most of the day. The scenery was  great, on both sides of the ship, hundreds of islands of all sizes, some with a lot of vegetation and some without.  Many mountains with snow and  a couple with glaciers and waterfalls.  Finding a seat with a view was a challenge but we finally found some in the card room that no-one else has grabbed.  

We sighted one lone whale for a few seconds before he dived and was not seen again.  In some areas great flocks of birds hovered over the water, swooping and diving.  We saw one freighter and one small fishing vessel in what is supposed to be a busy channel.  

The weather reached a top temperature of 7C so few passengers braved the outside decks with winds up 52mph.  We could hear the wind whistling around the ship all day. Had quite a bit of rain throughout the day.

During the afternoon we wandered along the inside promenade to check out the "sidewalk" sales and were amused when Captain Johnny came riding along on his Harley Davidson motor scooter.   He had come down from the bridge to put up a map of the Magellan Strait showing our exact route and was swamped with passengers wanting to  chat.  He had left the "driving" to the three Chilean pilots who are guiding us through the channel, straits and fiords until we reach Valparaiso. The pilots are the same ones that came on board not long after we left Buenos Aires in Argentina. As mentioned before, we had Argentinean pilots also on board guiding us from Cape Horn to Ushuaia.  Cant imagine the cost of these guys, but they are the only people who know their way around these parts, and with the size on the "Mariner of the Seas", its not a simple task to  chose safe routes through this maze. Since route can be very narrow and shallow at times, manoeuvring  turns needed in high winds can be a bit hairy!

We left the Magellan Straits around  2pm and are now in the Pacific Ocean.  A sharp turn left would return us to hundreds of miles south of Australia. Seas pretty heavy no, with swell of about 3.5M

Joined our tablemates for a competition game of trivia tonight. We didn't win but discovered just how serious triviality is. Trivia really is a  bloodsport. What fun!! Must do it again.

Gave the show a miss tonight. Not in the mood for a soprano performance.

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Saturday  31st  January  2009

A calm in the Pacific first thing, and then at around 8am it felt as if we were not sailing at all.  We can only navigate part of, and had entered a section of the Chilean Fiords to cruise for the morning. Narrow channel with mountains each side, although this time without the "pointy" peaks. Mountains much the same shape as home, and as we had experienced last year at the other "end of the world" in the Norwegian Fiords. Water glass like, and travelling at only about 6 knots, to allow some relaxed taking in of the views. An overcast, day and once again many islands and inlets with waterfalls tumbling down the mountain sides to the main bodies of water. 

Not long after noon, we were again heading slowly and carefully out of a very rocky exit/entry of  the fiords. Only the people on the bridge would know how far under the water the ones we we were dodging would have been. We were back into the Pacific and resumed a speed of around 22 knots and hopefully heading North.

Some tech stuff !! For those who are unaware, the manoeuvrability of the ship, is so good due to its  electric drive system. Power (up to 12.6MW),  is generated by 6 huge diesel engines which in turn drive the electric motors. They are arranged east/west .  Since there is no big drive shafts turning the props,  vibration is only from the actual props themselves.  There are 3 rear electric motors, (2x Azipods, 1 x Fixapod),  mounted outside the main hull, in huge torpedo shaped housings. The 2 side ones actually seem "back to front" and "pull" the water. Those 2 motors also rotate up to 90 degrees and act as the "rudders" that steer the ship. The centre motor  faces the "correct" way and is fixed in position. At the front of the ship, 2 more electric motors pump and thrust water sideways. The ship can park "sideways " because of this. It can also turn in its own length, even on auto pilot using GPS systems.

During the day we passed two large pods of whales.  Missed seeing both of them.

Formal night again tonight so was time for tie and jacket, and comb my hair. It worked. Our waiter has been trained well!! Got a couple of lobsters without asking. Our whole table, had the same. (with exception of Sue). We also get Shrimp cocktails as an additional appetiser,  Every night,  even when not on the daily menu.

After dinner we played trivia and lost again, though only by one point.  Then it was time for the nightly show.  We had seen it on the previous leg of the cruise but it was still entertaining.  We then tried our luck on the pokies.  $4 lost tonight.

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Sunday  1st  February  2009

Yep.... It's Sunday today.  We know that because every-time that we enter an elevator, we see what day it is.  A new carpet panel, naming the day, is placed  in the floor, of each of the ships elevators overnight. 

Today is the last leg of this segment of our trip, and the further North we travel, the warmer it gets once again.   20 c first thing this morning, but as this is being typed late arvo, estimate that it is now around 24 c..  The pools, hot-tubs and sundecks are once again alive with human flesh.

Since leaving Port Canaveral in Florida, as at this arvo, we have now logged  8920 N Miles on the clock. (The TV in our cabin lets us know all the exciting info)...At sea all day, and we both managed a couple of of cat-naps on deck without really trying.  Just typing this up 'cos have just got back to cabin to clean up ready to EAT AGAIN in about 20 mins time.  That reminds me, we passed another couple of whales blowing this arvo!!

Was a farewell dinner for CC, one of our tablemates and new friends. She is leaving to fly home from Santiago, Chile, but hubby John is staying on until Los Angeles. Has been great to take this adventure with her, and we will keep in touch via email..

Moseyed around for a while after dinner, including losing our $2 in the pokies again. Took in a little of the main show. Before it started, the ship auctioned off 2 rocks which Johnny picked up at Cape Horn the other day. He had his carpenters, and other tradesmen, mount and label hem for display as commemorative plaques. The 2 auctions raised over $5,000 for "Make a Wish Foundation".

Not a lot more going on, very quiet around the ship, as most passengers are in lounges,  theatres or cabins watching the "Superbowl" (Major American Football game)

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Monday  2nd  February  2009

Valparaiso, is Chile's  major port.. We arrived here at around 11am  this morning after a very smooth night sailing. The city of around 300,000 is built around hills, and the streets have stepped walkways between them. (several other cities within commute distance  are a similar size).
Funiculars, are based all around the hills and for only a few cents people can chose to ride them to save the footwork. We decided to "hoof it" and started on our city discovery walk from the dock gates after passing through a quarantine area. Anyone carrying bags was required to wait until a dog was available to sniff bags. It looked as though some could be in the long line for quite some time. 

First exploration was to find the bus station and check out buses to Santiago for tomorrows expedition.  from there we continued along a street that had many street stalls, mostly hardware and plumbing items.  we then looked for an ascensior to take us to the top of the hill.  After viewing the ramshackle  construction that housed it, I was relieved to see we were too early to use it, only works form 2-11pm.  We walked up the hills until we ended in a very interesting residential section, many dilapidated houses adjoining others that were obviously very new and built to blend with what remained of the others. It seemed a good "sneeze " would be all it would take to demolish some dwellings. It was roads that we used to wind our way up in the inner suburbs, but the way down was mainly steps.  We made our descent into a suburban shopping area crawling with people.  These streets led to a major road which was very wide and had many  plazas, statues, arches etc. 

We passed some time perusing the local supermarket (and buying chocolate) before continuing our walk along the main road until we reached the port area and entered immigration control.  Decided to have a beer at the port terminal before boarding the ship.  A rip off compared to local prices but still cheaper than the ship. According to our guide book a Pisco sour is an essential to try before leaving Chile. Did that.  Once was enough.

Technical stuff?   OK  We use 75,000 gals of fuel/day if full power ahead.   Lots of people here catching one of the many small tourist craft near the docks. Lines of people to wait their turn to boat around the dock area in groups of 8-20,  and take photos of our ship. Spent a bit of time waving to a few of them before dinner tonight.

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Tuesday  3rd  February  2009

Today is cheapskate day. How can we get to look around Santiago (Chile's Capital),  without spending the US$120 each for the ship excursion?

Simple.. go on the local bus for around AUD$25 return for two.  the drive from Valparaiso takes about an hour and a half  along a windy and hilly terrain covered in firs, palm trees and many gum trees.  Valley areas seemed to be used mainly for vineyards along the route we took. The bus was very roomy and comfortable.  Half way to Santiago the conductor must have decided that I looked tired as he came along and laid my seat back for me. As we had trouble conversing with him, he had no English and our Spanish is very limited , I couldn't find a way to say I didn't want to lay down without offending him as he was trying to be helpful.  Had to wait until he went back to sit with the driver before I could sit up again.

 Once in Santiago we walked along the main thoroughfare from the bus station the Av. Libertador Gral Bernardo O'Higgins (also known as Alameda; much simpler), a very wide avenue with parklands dividing the traffic.  Many shopping malls and street stalls and vendors along the way, selling everything from shoes, toys, food and drinks and jewellery.  Once in the city we were swamped with people. 6 Million live here. Really unpleasant to be dodging people all the time in the many pedestrian malls.  We visited the huge cathedral in the centre of town but couldn't look around as there was a mass in progress at the time.  That didn't deter some tourists who felt free to pose in front of the altar is one of the smaller chapels while people were praying.

A protest march was taking place through the streets though there seemed to be more police dressed in full riot gear than protesters.  Armoured cars and prison vans also on the scene.

On the way back to the bus station I (Sue) was robbed of my  gold necklace  by a guy who came from behind and snatched it from around my neck. All over very quickly and I was not injured in any way.  Serves me right for forgetting to take it off before venturing out into a big city.  He was probably a junkie, so I hope he sells it for drug money, gets some rotten heroin and dies a slow and painful death.  Not that I am bitter, of course.  

Back at the bus station we enjoyed a nice cold beer before boarding the bus for the journey back to Valparaiso.  The bus is not supposed to go over 100kph. and has a display showing the speed at all times  When it does exceed the limit, an alarm sounds and a digital display invites you to report the driver and conductor to the transport authority.  The conductor on the bus coming home wouldn't have noticed the driver's indiscretion as he slept all the way in the seat opposite us. 

We arrived back too late for us to have our normal dinner sitting, so after a shower, we opted for the Windjammer Buffet. A lot of people using it tonight, including many new guests joining the Mariner of the Seas to come on them third and  last leg of our journey. All passengers once again  had the compulsory life boat drill, and we set sail just after 9pm. Flashes from cameras on shore, including flashes from houses throughout the hills caught our ship departure. As with most of our other ports of call, was a big  event to have us here.

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Wednesday  4th  February  2009 

Not a great deal happening today, after awaking with a few aches and pains. Healthy options seem to be breakfast choice as time marches on.  I (Phil) forewent the fried eggs and hash browns, CB hash, tomatoes, mushrooms, sausages, and bacon etc, now just cereals, tomatoes on toast and fruit.. Can it last?

We to Cruise Critic Meet and Mingle for third leg this morning. 

With sea days, it is hard to resist arriving early for lunch though. Only having Asian stir fry vegetables and scallops, Singapore noodles, washed down with crab and corn soup seemed like a good idea, and it was sufficient,  until they started steaming mussels which I also just HAD to try. Anyway, maybe have redeemed myself  by only having 1 dessert to finish off lunch.

Had coupon for wine tasting this arvo, but we both decided to give that a miss. Last time it was too much talk and not enough tasting action!!

Had dinner at our normal table  tonight, with the 4 of the folk still remaining on board, apart John whose wife, Ci Ci  left the ship in Valparaiso. I think he has been caught up in the table change mix ups.

Straight after dinner it was free champers on the Promenade at the Captains reception. Sue was first to get seconds, but we both missed out on thirds and fourths this time !! Dratts!!  To recap, we are actually on 3 back to back cruises, and new people are leaving/joining each leg, so we get most things 3 times. (eg receptions, meet & mingles, life boat drill etc)  Another, almost 900 people, who started off with us with us from Florida, remain,  .

Main Show tonight was a Polish violinist, who was backed by ships orchestra. Could take or leave it, it was all a bit cheezy and incestuous for us. This has happened a few time so far.  Personal relationships references with other performers, and of the famous symphony orchestras she is used to playing with,  being her main patter and claim to fame.. Who Cares ??  Although at best , we could call the show "shallow" she played well. We went before any of the compulsory standing ovations.

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Thursday  5th  February  2009

This morning spent reading and watching the water go past. The water has been so calm, its hard to tell if we are moving, although data on TV tells us that we are travelling slowly, at 16 knots. By the way, more trivia, - At full power and all diesel generators fired up, we would burn 75,000 gallons of fuel per day!   We have now travelled 10,000 Nautical miles since boarding. We are still off the coast of Chile, (hopefully) and our next port of call is Arica, where we see the last of Chile as we head into Peru.

We again have an invite to a booze up this afternoon. It's the Captains "Welcome Back" party, for people who have previously cruised with Royal Caribbean. We, and the other 900 mentioned  yesterday, obviously invited, plus any of the new passengers who have been on RC before. They probably should just supply some free booze to everyone on board  and save paperwork. (Dreaming!! -- FAT chance with this mob)!!

This arvo's Johnny report told us that to our Port side, the nearest land is the Tahitian Islands, a place that we will be visiting in a couple of months from now.
At lunch we both watched schools of dolphin swimming, and I watched a few bikinis around the pool whilst eating ice cream.  Did I say FAT before?  Yes, I note that since most of the Brazilians left in Valparaiso, the average size of pool clientele has gone up markedly. It could be, however, that I am only now seeing the 900, who  have been eating here for over a month.

Tonights headliner show, Male vocalist "Claude Eric". Dunno whether they missed part of his name out, but since we are Aussies, we gotta give him a fair go. (At least 5 minutes is fair)!

P.S.   Actually quite a singer, and a good show.  From Balcony, did not see one person walk out ..

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NUMBER  7

Friday  6th  February  2009

Arica, Chile.  A desert by the sea.  Reputedly the driest place on earth. Only green is the central mall in the city, and at a river entrance some miles away, which we saw as we sailed away tonight.

Two statues of Christ on two different dirt mountains border the city, which was  starting its annual Carnivale, or festival,  this afternoon as we were returning to the ship.

Several of us comparing notes at the end of the day, were amazed that it seems as if -- No vegetation = No bugs, flies or anything similar.

We walked several miles through the city, but didn't venture to walk the path to the top of  the mountain and take in the view from above. It was a hot day, and we reckoned that we didn't need heat-stroke or sunburn.  Don't think we have ever seen a city with so many markets, or so many banks. It seemed that every second doorway was an entry to an arcade with  a multitude of stalls, or was a building that had a bank or credit union as its major tenant.

A friendly city, but don't think we would ever be able to live in a place like this. If one did sell out and relocate to here, one could live like kings or queens. Prices of everything seem incredibly cheap from what we are used to. Other places we have visited in South America are cheap too, but this place takes first prize, so far.

A very big  fleet of large trawlers also operates from here. We were sailing away whilst having dinner, and saw several large schools of dolphin, so we presume that the fishermen weren't after them. Hope not anyway, 'cos we had opted to chose some beaut local fish skewers from the menu tonight. Not sure what type of fish!

As we travel North, the days are once again getting shorter, and since we are also travelling West we are gradually clawing back some time. Before bed, our clocks go back another hour. 

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Saturday  7th  February  2009

At sea all day.  More schools of dolphins to be seen.  Spent the day doing very little though we did go to a lecture on Lima, Peru, our next port.  It was so fascinating I (Sue) fell asleep.  Phil said he learnt some interesting facts but couldn't remember many so suspect he might have dozed also.

Went to the nightly show which was an Italian guy who grew up in Australia (Newcastle) and now works out of Las Vegas.  Sang, played guitar and joked. Quite good.

Returned to our room to find we had missed  a phone call from James with some devastating news.  Bushfires have consumed Marysville, including Bev and Doc's home.  For those who don't know these good friends, they are the guys who are scheduled to join us on our coming Canada and USA road trip after they visit to Honolulu...    Thankfully, they are okay and sheltering in Alexandra with family.  

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Sunday  8th  February  2009

Arrived around 7am this morning at the port of Callao, which is the port for the Peruvian capital,  Lima. A large city, Lima has a population of  8 million in the metro area. The city is about 18Km from the Port, so when we arrived by shuttle van to the port gate, we had to decide our mode of getting into the city. Another couple were in the shuttle van with us who had the same dilemma, (by fluke, were also Aussies), so it we made an easy decision. Got a quote from a cab driver, (no meters here, and beat up cabs) who took us to the main square for $20 USD.  Since we had not yet seen an ATM to be able to get the local currency (Sol),  that was easy for us. The cheapskate in us liked it too, 'cos the cruise company bus fare would have cost us equiv to $77 AUD  EACH  --  Yikes -- thats  $308 Oz ,  (to go to the same places that  we "hoofed" around town to see). We paid for the return cab with local currency and that related to just $22 AUD. So basically all said and done , sue and I spent total  less than $30 AUD instead of $144. 

Scary cab rides though, speeding with horns blaring to get pedestrians of the road, and at traffic lights getting us to lock the doors since we were in a "dangerous" area en route from the port. Once in the city area, we walked the streets to see some of the important buildings including the Palace,  where many  police/army guys were posted complete with machine guns, armoured vehicles, riot shields and muzzled dogs.

Architecture interesting mix, with a lot of French and Spanish influence. Balconies with dark wood panelled surrounds, some with only small openings. (we were told that this style was from the Muslim influence. Women could see out, but no one could see women inside). Very different style buildings everywhere, even next door to each other.  

It was a festival weekend here, celebrating "Pisco Sour", the National alcoholic drink, like the one Sue had down in Chile a few days ago. Street closed in one area  and stalls set up so one can  imbibe in and sample varieties of the booze.

We declined that, because  it was a Sunday  ( -- Joke Joyce) ..     We finally found an internet cafe open, because we wanted to catch up on all the latest news of the disastrous fires we are experiencing back at home.

Back at ship for a late lunch a couple of hours before dinner, and we sailed out of port around 6PM. Typed up this, and a few emails that will go out in morning, and then  opted for an early night tonight. (9:30)

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Monday  9th  February  2009

A beautiful sea day today. Just about everyone out on decks to soak it up. The Reggae band playing music to suit the mood. After lunch though, Sue and I decided on a matinee......   . NO... You dirty lot!!

Phantom of the Opera was showing this arvo, and since we have never seen it,  we went along to that. A bit lengthy, so became a bit boring, but we stuck it out until the end.  Reckon  that the singing and arrangements  were not as good as to what we have grown accustomed.  (from listening to the Broadway casting music releases).

Formal night tonight, had to dust off the glad rags again. Good tucker again, most of the table ordered scallops for appetisers, and Tiger prawns main course. Rock, our waiter,  knows us all well now, and each time crustaceans are on menu he  automatically brings a second serve  when we're half way thru the meal.

Trivia tonight, we joined John and another guy who was roped in, to the challenge. We only got 7 out of 15. The winner got 10. Trivia was tonight conducted by Jacinta, who comes from Essendon, a suburb of our home city, Melbourne Aust. She is just about to finish her second contract with Royal Caribbean, and return home from L.A., then to UK before re-signing for a new assignment.

Headliner show tonight was Jimmy Dorsey Orchestra. (We had the TOMMY Dorsey guys a few weeks back)  They came on board after flying in to Lima, and will return back to USA when we get to Acapulco.  We watched and listened  to the 18 piece outfit for half an hour before deciding that it was old peoples music.

Yet another hour to be grabbed tonight as once again the clocks go back one hour. That's 3 times in the past few days.

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Tuesday  10th  February  2009

Awoke pretty early on the new time, and had done email and showered, having brekky around 7am.

After a  couple of deck laps, we had a game of golf. Sue beat me !!!!

Sailing 70KM off the coast of Ecuador, and the next land to the west was the Galapagos Islands. Water like smooth glass surface again, but didn't see any whales or dolphins today.

Took in a movie in the arvo and saw Young Frankenstein. Sue remembers seeing it on tele before, but I don't, so I guess I went to sleep watching it at  home; much the same as I did for a while today. T'was OK, and one of the "stars" was on the ship (Cloris Leachman) . She has apparently recently been on the American version "Dancing with the Stars" , so most people on ship know of her. She went on stage after the movie and answered questions.

Saw Captain Johnny having lunch in the buffet with his Mrs today (she on board for this trip). That says something for the food, which ain't too bad.

Ok, another ship thing!!  The lower decks are steel construction and the upper are aluminium. These metals don't "weld " together, so plates to join the different structures are "exploded" together.  All heavy stuff is installed in the lower decks of the ship to further increase stability. With this weight distribution, a "list" of  the ship can be up to 49 degrees before it will not re-right itself.  As a reference, a list of 7 degs would be considered as extreme, and uncomfortable for passengers.

At around 5PM we crossed the equator, and the customary King Neptune Ceremony was held. As well as several passengers and staff being sacrificed, so was Captain Johnny. Of course, hoards of passengers saw this as an opportunity to get photo of themselves with very wet Johnny.. He didn't manage to escape the pool deck until well after all proceedings and other crew had disappeared.

We were winning team in flag trivia tonight. (Thanks to John) . He is a wiz on most things, but his knowledge of flags won the night tonight. We gave a miss for a  repeat of one of the  RC singers and dancers show and went "home " to watch TV. 

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Wednesday  11th  February  2009

Another sea day which started off much the same as yesterday, apart from the inkling that Sue must have cheated at golf. 

The biggest excitement during the day was seeing flying fish, and managing to practise my Mandarin on a wait person in the buffet. She was the first Chinese staffer we have had serve us on this trip, so it was a change from practising Spanish, as we have had to do on-shore. (Most of the service crew are actually Indian). The circumstances during lunch were opportune to try each of my 5 phrases on her. She was delighted, and I was delighted that she understood them! Hey !!  -- It's strange that these days I can't remember what happened yesterday, but can remember things from my student days.

Took in a game of Bingo this arvo, but didn't do any good.

Tonight is a "Smart Casual" dress code night, as different from "casual". On this cruise line, that  generally means long sleeves and a jacket, but tie not necessarily required. It was hot, and most guys, including me,  didn't wear the jacket.  -- So with half glad rags, we went to dinner, and followed up with our $2.00 on the pokies, and then went to the ice skating rink for  another -  "ICE UNDER THE BIG TOP" show-

Top Class Show Once Again  --- BRAVO !!

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Thursday  12th  February  2009

We have now travelled  12,123 Nautical miles since we left Port Canaveral on 4th Jan. Just before 7 this morning we arrived at a relatively small pier in another new  country to us.  Costa Rica in Central America, and the town,  Puntarenas.  We were originally scheduled to dock at Puerto  Caldera, but late  yesterday, Captain Johnny found out that "our" industrial  port dock, was  already occupied.  It would not only have cost a fortune to move the cargo ship; it was also too shallow for us !!???  --- (More sticking in the mud?)  Someone musta made a boo boo in the planning!

From the decks it looks as if Puntarenas pier is on a small island, but probably is an isthmus. From the top decks can see the other side of the island, with mountains beyond over another stretch of water. Very green and pretty place, with distant mountains and islands in all directions.. Beaches lined with palm trees, although not as inviting as we are accustomed to. ---   black sand!   Will check it out after having breakfast and we are permitted to disembark.

Clearance from Costa Rican authorities, to go ashore was extremely fast. Many busloads of organised tours had left before we finally walked the gangway. We took off walking along the foreshore as many hundreds of stalls were in the process of setting up along that area. Looks as if most of these are permanent "leases" selling souvenirs and local crafts. Also setting up was about 10 temporary band stages, and a multitude of food and beer stalls.  A "Carnivale" is about to start, we guess that it will start tomorrow night and go through the weekend.

Walked along the esplanade to the end of the land and found a car/passenger ferry terminal.  Actually just a rickety looking pier where lots of people waited to embark on their journey to somewhere across the waters. (no  destination signs)  Headed back into town along the local street, dodging pot holes as we went.  Not much traffic until we got back into the main shopping area, and not much even then.  Visited the local market where little was happening as it was not a regular market day.

Checked the internet locally for a cost of US$1.00 per hour, and managed to get the latest reports re the disasters at home.  Then found our way to a bar near the pier.  Costa Rican beer for US$2 per can.  a couple of them went down very nicely on such a hot day.  Then wandered the beachside markets where Phil bought a t-shirt before heading back for another beer and then back to the ship.

Tonights main show is  starring   - ZeidwiG - "Once seen - Never forgotten"  We wonder?  We'll go see to find out.

Well, he was a classical pianist with a twist.  A Victor Borg reincarnation with a long way to go. Classical pieces among breaking stools, losing music, playing upside down, juggling, climbing inside piano etc.

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NUMBER  8

Friday  13th  February  2009

Another sea day!  A leisurely breakfast and then it was time to hit the mini golf course.  Today Phil won.  Very hot today so tried to avoid the sun.

Passed the rest of the morning doing basically nothing and then headed off to Johnny Rockets hamburger joint for lunch.  Great burgers, chips and onion rings followed by apple pie and ice cream or ice cream sundae.  Good fun with the staff stopping to sing and dance to entertain the customers.  We had coupons from our 'gold status' booklet so didn't have to pay the cover charge. ($3.95)

Attended an afternoon session of trivia and as usual didn't know many answers.  Then adjourned to deck 12 in a shady spot to savour our afternoon drinkies and snooze until it was time to prepare for dinner.

After dinner another trivia session which we also didn't win.  As usual we were amused at how seriously some people take it.  Not a game to them.  The prize for the winners was a pen.

Tonights main show was a guy who did impressions of singers/actors etc. and not very well, I thought.   I left before Phil who stayed until almost the end of the show.

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Saturday  13th  February  2009

Not much happening around these parts today. A lazy day, (should say yet another),  firstly beating Sue at golf so as to get even, and then just moved around lounges and decks on board. Of course we ate and drank in between all this. Weren't allowed off the ship again, especially since we have 4KM of water depth below us and Johnny isn't stopping. Beautiful weather and slight breezes for most of today, very pleasant.  Sailing a lonngg way off the coast of Mexico, so no land to be seen all day.

Saw some dolphins playing in the distance a few times, and some very large turtles close to the ship. Curious to know what they are doing in such deep water, 'cos we  thought they were bottom feeders and would seek shallower water. ??

Talking about feeders, we have organised with our new Matre De to have an extra starter of Shrimp Cocktails and escargo, once again automatically supplied to our table each night. Some of us were having withdrawals, as they only normally appear as an option on the menu every 3 or 4 days.

Main Show tonight was a one woman show backed by the house band. Judy Kolba, a comedienne id her thing. She relied upon, and played the audience well with a routine which appeared to be mainly improvised to suit the audience. We didn't walk out, she worked hard, and well, she was entertaining!!

A pool deck party was also scheduled to kick off at 10:30, but since we're getting too old to stay awake that late, we opted for hot chocolate, and hit the sack.

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Sunday  14th  February  2009

13,142 Nautical miles on this cruise so far, and arrival at Acapulco, Mexico before awaking this morning. Acapulco is at the heart of what is known as the Mexican Riviera, and has a population of around 750,000.  The ship docked right in town, so our own walking tour was what we had earlier decided upon.

Leaving the ship we were approached by the normal multitude of taxi and tour operators touting for our business, but a little further on along the beach area we were approached by a guy in blue with an ID badge. He claimed to be a city tourism officer and not associated with any of the others. He introduced himself  as Julio and guided us through the streets to a huge market area, in which a few stalls had opened, and we were told that since it was Sunday, not all would be opening  anyway. We were waiting for the catch, and finally worked it out when we arrived at his "sisters" jewellery and clothing stall. Resisted the high sales pitch and finally got rid of Julio.  Once he figured we didn't want to meet anymore  rellies and friends he went off to find some bigger suckers than us.

We then headed off through a local shopping area and as usual had to hop to avoid the holes in the footpaths and dodge many more "blue" helpful folk who wanted to take us to the market we had just escaped from.

Made our way back to the beachside and noted the contrast in "wealth" along the sand.  While the footpath was no better the standards of beach areas varied greatly.  Hiring a chair, table and umbrella is the norm.  some chairs look like they have come from the tip and many of the covered areas had a sagging roof or one with many holes.  One guy was making a fortune renting flattened cardboard boxes to motorists who parked along the roadside, which he tied  over the windscreen  with string to the side mirrors.  Seemed to be the busiest vendor along the way. The beach area is what you see on advertising brochures.  Lots of sand, many palm trees and high rise buildings around two thirds of the bay.  If you didn't venture a few blocks inland it would look idyllic.

Returned to the ship for a brief rest and cool down then headed the other way around the bay. Much the same as the other side but many boats of all sizes in the marina.  Many families enjoying the hot Sunday afternoon with picnics on the beach.

Next explored what is called Old Acapulco. A large square with many trees, a large rotunda and believe it or not, many souvenir stalls.  The highlight of the area was the old cathedral.  A Mass was taking place so only managed a brief look.  A huge domed ceiling painted a deep blue with many angels around it.  Very beautiful

Back to the port terminal and we enjoyed a couple of well earned icy cold Coronas before reboarding the ship and finding something for a very late lunch.

Acapulco must be the place where  beat up old Volkswagon Beetles go to die (saw a couple of dead ones in the street). Must be hundreds of them racing around the streets.   Most taxis in the town are  VW Beetles, white with blue hubcaps, loud horns and crazy drivers. The buses struggle along looking like they'll be lucky to make the bus stop.

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Monday  16th  February  2009

A bit longer in bed again this morning. We just won another hour back after passing through yet another time Zone overnight. This is the 4th hour which we have gained in the past couple of weeks.  A sea day again today, and they have become a regular habit lately. Our legs need the days off more and more, probably because of the extra weight we are probably carrying around when we walk many miles around the ports. The food is just too good!! Talking bout food, the chefs on board prepare 23,000 meals and snacks here every day!!

Talking about food again, its lobster (and shrimps (AKA prawns)) night tonight, and we still have our favourite waiter. The question is, how many can we eat before we demand they stop coming and landing on our plates??  (Sue is only person at table who doesn't indulge).

Sea day and lots of onboard activities for everyone to kill the day, but we only just wandered around most of the day. Sue won golf this morning, so that was good for her. Get even tomorrow..

After dinner and Trivia, went to the Headliner show.. Comedian Marty Allen and singer Karon Kate Blackwell. Remember Marty Allen from years ago. American TV, and think he was on some of the Aussie tonight shows.  Sure seems a long time ago , and obviously was. He's 86 YO. He still pretty sharp, but things a bit incestuous again. --- Karon is his wife !!  She not too hot a performer, but I guess he needs someone to help him to the toilet these days.

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Tuesday  17th  February  2009

Cabo San Lucas is our port of call today. Went outside to look just after sunrise. Sunrise was around 6:50am and this port, surrounded by hills, is very pretty although there is not not much vegetation.

No docks can take large ships here, so we were tendered to the pier using shore based tenders, not the ship lifeboats. About a ten minute ride from ship to shore.  No waiting which was good.

The port area seems fairly new, still lots of building going on around the place. A ten minute walk along the waterfront with many bars, restaurants  and  stores before  we entered the main part of town. Once away from the tourist area the town became more of what you expect in Mexico.  Holes in streets and paths and 'poorer' type shops where the locals do their trade.

We shopped for a couple of t-shirts and browsed the market areas but not tempted to spend much. 

Finished our time on shore at a waterfront bar and spent US$10 on an ice-bucket of beer (6 bottles) and chips and salsa.  Mexican brand  beer ,Sol,  which  we drank the Mexican way with the chunk of lime pushed inside the bottle. It went down very nicely.

Cabo San Lucas has lots to offer in the way of water based activities and appears to be a cheap destination in the Mexican Riviera.  Lots of brown pelicans and we saw a huge seal on our boat trip into the pier.

Back to ship for a late lunch at the buffet, where an old guy was asleep, sitting up with a drink, at the table next to us. (we think/hope he was asleep, he was still there when we left a half hour later).

Sail-way was early today, 4pm, so had to get a nice possy somewhere so as to enjoy that. Our efforts for thinking ahead were not in vain!!  Firstly, one of the rare sail-away 2 for 1 specials in  Ellingtons Lounge, (chardonnay -  they'd run out of merlot) and WHALES. Saw many pods of whales over the next two hours. Highlight was one breeching quite close to the ship.  Have seen more whales in Cabo than we have seen in the whole trip around South America. (How excitement, as Effy, (and Bev) would say).

Lamb Cutlets for dinner tonight, which is a rare event over the past 2 months.  Reminded us of home, and that we will be able to have lamb more often, when we get home.

The main show tonight (Headliner Show) was "The Unexpected Boys" . It was as expected.

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NUMBER 9

Wednesday  18th  February  2009

Last day on the ship.  Seas the roughest we have had in the entire trip.  The waves in the swimming pool kept us entertained from our view in the 14th floor lounge.  The  pool waves were splashing over the deck and few people ventured outside because of the strong wind.  A few hardy folk sat on deck chairs while wrapped in coats and towels.   No sea-life seen today.

Spent most of the afternoon packing or sitting around doing very little.  Now that people are returning books to the library the shelves are full.  Wish they had been there on the long sea days.

Our dinner companion Jack wore the gold medal he won for the total cruise trivia challenge to dinner this evening.  Another great dinner and we all felt sad not to be taking our waiter, Rock, home with us

At dinner we learned that the chest complaint that has been going around the ship for several weeks has claimed its first victim.  One of the passengers died overnight.

Went to Farewell show, which featured a magician tonight. Captain Johnny rolled up on his motor scooter to say a few words about our historic journey, and once again introduced his officers from the bridge. Finished off with the singers/dancers and the on board bands and entertainers doing their farewell bit too. A  bitter/sweet feelings about disembarking in the morning.  Sorry to leave, yet will be glad to get home.

We have had a wonderful experience on this magnificent $650M ship, with this outstanding crew, and with new friends from around the world.   Mariner of the Seas is  now scheduled, (for at least the next 18 months), to do short cruises of the Mexican Riviera based out of L.A.

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Thursday  19th  February  2009

At 2am this morning, it happened again. !!   What you may ask?  Clocks back ANOTHER hour. Guess that body clock gets more screwed up as each day passes, and it isn't going to stop until we finally get home.

Our ship has never been here in L.A. before, and is too large for the normal docking procedure, so it was quite an  exercise to reverse for several hundred yards to the pier. Capt Johnny will have to get used to this as a regular event.

Collected our passports the other day and had to line up with those and declaration forms at the ready, in a lounge at 7;30 this morning.  We were  processed by US  Immigration and Customs guys who came on board after docking. Disembarked at our allotted time of 10AM and had to check out how to collect our rental car. We, and others asked  around a .few workers at  the pier to be told that they (Enterprize) come past regularly, so no need to call., Enterprize is the only company servicing the port, and this is first time we have used them in USA.

More than 30 minutes later, a small  shuttle van arrived to collect more than 20 people and luggage!!  Eventually, we all left partners on the pick-up island at the port and were taken to the office a couple of KM away.

Greeted at the very small office, by another group of ship passengers waiting to be processed. After another hour there, and more new renters arriving, we demanded that they go save the partners who were left standing in the hot sun..... 30-40 minutes later Sue and the others arrived in tranches. Simple fact was that although nearly all of us had reservations, they had no cars!!  They progressively got a few ferried in to supplement others which were arriving back from rental.

Finally, 3 hours after disembarking the ship, we had a car allocated, loaded up, and our GPS fired up . We had originally intended to head North up the Coast from LA to kill the 8 hours that we had before having to check in for our 10PM flight.

5 Minutes down the road, and then a flat tyre !!!!  Changed it for the crappy skinny spare , and then called the company, who said they would send someone and swap cars.. We finally got away again, and by that stage had very little enthusiasm to explore much. We opted to drive around the local Longbeach area, looked at the Queen Mary etc.

As it started to get dark, and we had indulged in a Maccas coffee and junior burger, While in the car park with rubbish bib available, decided to empty some excess things we couldn't take on the plane.  Asked a guy getting into his car if he liked "coke".  Seeing his surprised  and wary look I  then amended the question to "do you like coca cola'. and managed then to give away the few cans we had left.  We headed off to the car rental depot at the Los Angeles airport. Service from the company outlet there was fast. Within 5 minutes we were on the shuttle to the airport, where we thought we would have a beer or two,  for a change, before we went to the departure lounge. (We only imbibed on shore, and not on the ship because of the rip off prices)  Surprise Surprise !! We had forgotten how airports price things!!  We only had one beer each (small stubby) for equiv price of $9.50 AUD EACH .... Far cry from Brazil, for instance where we had 1 litre bottles with  two glasses for under $2.00 ......We could live like royalty in some South American places.

United Airlines was asking for volunteers to be bumped from our flight.  Offering accommodation and business class flights the next night.  Briefly considered it but decided we didn't want to spend a day in LA.   We  boarded our flight at 10;13 as scheduled and then sat on the tarmac taxiway  for about 40 minutes before we took off for Melbourne.

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Friday  20th  Feb and Saturday  21st  February  2009

An uneventful flight, thank goodness, not much turbulence and what there was was short lived.  Managed a bit of sleep on the plane but looking forward to our own bed tonight.  Although we arrived in Sydney late, the connection time for our International transfer to Melbourne was pretty good until congestion at Sydney airport left us on that tarmac for a half hour.  Immigration only had a 1 person wait  and our luggage was first off, and came down the chute as soon as we reached the carousel. Then looking like honest citizens, we were not rechecked, or luggage xrayed, and we were waved thru by Customs. We were out of the Melbourne terminal in a flash.- 

James and Kristin met us at the airport and we were home around 1p.m.

54 days away, and 46 of those on the Mariner of the Seas is probably the most memorable of  any expedition we are likely to have in the future.. To use  a word  of much over-use these days,  'twas    Awesome!!!

Now the washing........

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